My high school girlfriend works at my bank
 

She started a week or so ago, and I have not seen her in 10 + years.

This bitch broke my heart in HS.

Anyway...I went in to make a deposit into my personal account and walked right up to her at the counter. I deposited a large sum of money and then asked for my balance (its been a good year). I then asked if her husband still worked at Wal-Mart.

I can die happy now. After seeing the look on her face.


Anybody at your bank ever look at you funny?

hehe :glugglug

Slacker... you just made my year. Thank you.

Cool my ex works at the albert heyn (supermarket)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Can I live vicariously through your revenge? =D

Absofuckinglutely

very nice :Graucho

Hahaha, that post made my day :thumbsup

My entire banks knows what I do. Each employee asked one by one. You'd think they would figure it out when I've got checks that have the memo "dirtysex"

I have my business account at one bank and my personal at another - I don't want those nosy bitches to know everything.

:1orglaugh

Great story. Was he still working at Wal-Mart?

I got the third degree at my own bank.

I was out of town for a few weeks recently and my checks had piled up. Some of them were big...so I walk into Washington Mutual as a 22 year old in a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals, and want to deposit the money.

The woman went over and talked to her supervisor. The supervisor came back and asked me if it was a business account, if it was for someone else, and then what kind of business it was. I said "what's it matter?" She just said "it matters". And I said internet advertising. She said "it's just that it's a lot of money."

They said that my account was new also and that was why they were asking. It was 5 months old and I had another account that was 3 years old.

My whole thing was acting like nothing was weird so they would think their behavior was strange, but I wish I had said something like "Why don't you check my account history before you offend me." I just wanted to deposit it, I wasn't even asking for a withdrawl. Kind of pissed me off.

But at the same time it was kind of fun I guess, cause how many 22 year olds can surprise the bank tellers like that? I guess I should appreciate the novelty. But I still wish I had gotten pissed, in a way.

LOL:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is excellent, I could not think of anything more satisying. I praying for the day I can re-enact a similar scenerio with my x. The firebreathing whore.

Classic.

It's always the simple things in life.... :)

Cheers :glugglug

Hahahah! Great stories guys! There's nothing like running into an ex and flaunting your shit! :thumbsup

lol, that must be really funny :)
Who knows, maybe she will think about it in bed this evening :winkwink:

I wrote vidsvidsvids.com on the back of a business card,

and gave it to the woman who does my wires,

she wanted to see my sites , lol,

and told me dildos are cool and asked me about swinger web sites in quebec,


lol, these bank chicks are hard up,

Do banks have an "industry code" where they can tell if a check is porn related. For example, if I have a check from a company drawn from Washington Mutual and I actually bank there, whenever I cash it, can they tell that it's adult related? Because I think the sponsor had to tell the bank that it was an adult-based account when they opened it? Just wondering, because I got a weird look once when cashing a check after they looked in the pc when processing my check.

Would you care if they know it's a porn check?

personally I wouldn't give a damn fuck

Trust me people, the bank tellers don't give a rats ass how much you fucking deposit. Half the time they don't even notice the #'s, they just key it in. They deal with money all day, every day, you're not shocking them with your wimpy checks. Trying to impress a bank teller with your checks is like trying to impress a janitor with the size of your shits, tough to do. :thumbsup

That is a pretty good one. Mine isnt as good as that, but its juicy anyways.

Went to have dinner with some friends, about 12 of us. Sat down, my fiance and I and a table full of people. Restaurant was a very nice affair, 4 1/2 star I would say.

Low and behold, our server is my ex that I dated for 3 years (and lived with). last thing I said to her before this night was fuck you bitch, get the hell outta my house.

I got to spend that evening telling her once again, go get me another beer.

No, I wouldn't really care. I always use the ATM so I don't need to deal with it, but sometimes I need to go in the bank. Just wondering why he was looking at me weird, I don't like people looking at me like that, it irritates me. I'm just curious if a bank teller can tell by looking in the pc, that's all.

With jizz and spit in it.

Probably. :1orglaugh

Though I still see why you were satisfied. :glugglug

nice:thumbsup

haha i would be worried about the food

she could have spit in the food, but my beer was from the bar within plain view.

if she spit in my food, I applaud her. its a small revenge to me ass to mouthing my cock in her.

if she jizzed in it, id be amazed. the sex change musta been ruff

great fucking story

Well, to be totally honest,
oK, maybe I care just "a little bit". I don't look like the "average porn pusher".

I look young, female, and I look sweet. I don't try to look sweet/innocent, but for some reason I just look super super super innocent, even though I'm going for a "harder look", I just can't help it. I think people will be shocked out of their minds if they knew I sell porn. I also think people would judge me MUCH MUCH harsher than they would judge you, a guy. People tend to be "sexist" and think it's not ok for a "nice girl" to sell porn ... etc Bank teller prolly wouldn't think it's a big deal if YOU cashed a porn check, but I know it's a big deal if I do. I don't like to be judged AT ALL.

Maybe the bank teller secretly loves you :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Right on :thumbsup Thats fuckin funny!

That's nice if he "loves" me . Too bad I don't "love" him. :warning

Yeah this is a sweeeet feeling :D

I bought a black BMW 5er couple o'months ago, and just when I went into car wash my X was there ready to take order :D

I used to be a bank teller during summer holidays and it was so boring that big checks were the highlight of the day. :)

This is a great story. :thumbsup

Salcker its fucking cool :thumbsup I can imagine that feeling

Confidential info should remain confidential. I'd be scared shitless if someone I knew had access to my financial records.

haha, some funny stories here...

great story:cool-as-a

well you didn't say what your ex looked like. was she still a hottie or did she go down hill?

:thumbsup

Now you should parlay this into banging her.

:)

nothing is better then seeing ppl you used to know
at the carwash, at macdonalds or at the bank...

:thumbsup

Nice:thumbsup

Bittersweet revenge, I love it :)
WG

haha, classic.

keep em coming :)