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Juicy D. Links · 12-10-2003, 09:28 PM

I want to get a massage a real one not one where some chick wacks you off.

Ok there is like afew different types of massages, shaitsu , deep release and some others...Ok wtf is the difference and which one is good?

I am stressed out and need one.

asneed · 12-10-2003, 09:29 PM

You really just want an anal massage

cluck · 12-10-2003, 09:29 PM

Does deep release mean a guy busts up in your rectum?

Juicy D. Links · 12-10-2003, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asneed
You really just want an anal massage

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Juicy D. Links · 12-10-2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Does deep release mean a guy busts up in your rectum?

Cluck has suppressed

thoughts

DreamCumTrue · 12-10-2003, 09:31 PM

Get Swedish, Deep Tissue, or a combination. They also have a 2-person massage, where you have 2 masseuses. Make sure they keep a hand on you at all times, and drink lots of water for the 24 hours after your massage.

AmeliaG · 12-10-2003, 09:31 PM

Try a massage therapist affiliated with a chiropractic office. For stress stuff, I like a therapist who knows a combination of techniques, definitely including some deep tissue. Someone good, you should be able to tell "hey, I'm stressed and it hurts most here and here" and have them come up with a plan of how to fix it.

cluck · 12-10-2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Cluck has suppressed thoughts

I DO? I might remind you that I witnessed this:

Ezygo Steve · 12-10-2003, 09:39 PM

go swedish deep tissue......awesome fro stress relief. And yes, drink tons a water after...not beer ;-)

SureFire · 12-10-2003, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG
Try a massage therapist affiliated with a chiropractic office. For stress stuff, I like a therapist who knows a combination of techniques, definitely including some deep tissue. Someone good, you should be able to tell "hey, I'm stressed and it hurts most here and here" and have them come up with a plan of how to fix it.

What she said.

Plus if you have insurance, it is ussually covered minus the co-pay.

beemk · 12-10-2003, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I want to get a massage a real one not one where some chick wacks you off.

Very surprising. I've only gotten massages from chicks i dated, never got a real one.

Smokey The Bear · 12-10-2003, 10:09 PM

Get one of those asian blind ones.

Za Ha · 12-10-2003, 10:29 PM

was thinking of going soon too, no rub and tug though, poor broad would have to work her hands for at least an hour to get me to finish, and after a hard days of work watching porn all day she would be there for at least 2 hrs.

post once you try some out and let us know which ones are any good.

the ones where they step on you look cool

MarinersFan · 12-10-2003, 10:36 PM

Juicy,

I like to get massages when I can, they are great stress relief.

If you just want to "relax" go for a swedish massage. That is a gentle massage that feels good.

If your muscles are all tied up in knots, like mine, go for a deep tissue massage. But be aware that it will probably hurt! When they start digging into you it can be pretty painful. You may wonder why you are paying good money to be tortured, but it feels good when you are done.

So that's basically the difference .. Swedish is a short-term "feel good" type of massage, Deep Tissue does you more good but can be quite uncomfortable while they are working you over.

Have fun!

Pornwolf · 12-10-2003, 10:44 PM

Go to Bliss on 57th or in Soho for a massage and just ask one of the hot babes working what feels best. http://www.blissworld.com/spa/locati...amenu/massage/

The soho location has the best looking babes.

If you want the real old school imported Russian woman named Helga with really strong hands massage check out The 10th Street Baths.

They open a huge binder and you get to pick which Russian babe you want to give you a massage. No special happy ending here though.

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Go to Bliss on 57th or in Soho for a massage and just ask one of the hot babes working what feels best. http://www.blissworld.com/spa/locati...amenu/massage/ The soho location has the best looking babes. If you want the real old school imported Russian woman named Helga with really strong hands massage check out The 10th Street Baths. They open a huge binder and you get to pick which Russian babe you want to give you a massage. No special happy ending here though. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	Get Swedish, Deep Tissue, or a combination. They also have a 2-person massage, where you have 2 masseuses. Make sure they keep a hand on you at all times, and drink lots of water for the 24 hours after your massage.

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Ezygo Steve So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 37	go swedish deep tissue......awesome fro stress relief. And yes, drink tons a water after...not beer ;-)

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Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Get one of those asian blind ones.

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	was thinking of going soon too, no rub and tug though, poor broad would have to work her hands for at least an hour to get me to finish, and after a hard days of work watching porn all day she would be there for at least 2 hrs. post once you try some out and let us know which ones are any good. the ones where they step on you look cool

12-10-2003, 10:36 PM	#14
MarinersFan Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 121	Juicy, I like to get massages when I can, they are great stress relief. If you just want to "relax" go for a swedish massage. That is a gentle massage that feels good. If your muscles are all tied up in knots, like mine, go for a deep tissue massage. But be aware that it will probably hurt! When they start digging into you it can be pretty painful. You may wonder why you are paying good money to be tortured, but it feels good when you are done. So that's basically the difference .. Swedish is a short-term "feel good" type of massage, Deep Tissue does you more good but can be quite uncomfortable while they are working you over. Have fun!