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Juicy D. Links 12-10-2003 09:28 PM

Massages
 
I want to get a massage a real one not one where some chick wacks you off.

Ok there is like afew different types of massages, shaitsu , deep release and some others...Ok wtf is the difference and which one is good?

I am stressed out and need one.

asneed 12-10-2003 09:29 PM

You really just want an anal massage

cluck 12-10-2003 09:29 PM

Does deep release mean a guy busts up in your rectum?

Juicy D. Links 12-10-2003 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by asneed
You really just want an anal massage
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Juicy D. Links 12-10-2003 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Does deep release mean a guy busts up in your rectum?
Cluck has suppressed http://www.juicylinks.com/hotlink/images/ff.jpg thoughts

DreamCumTrue 12-10-2003 09:31 PM

Get Swedish, Deep Tissue, or a combination. They also have a 2-person massage, where you have 2 masseuses. Make sure they keep a hand on you at all times, and drink lots of water for the 24 hours after your massage.

AmeliaG 12-10-2003 09:31 PM

Try a massage therapist affiliated with a chiropractic office. For stress stuff, I like a therapist who knows a combination of techniques, definitely including some deep tissue. Someone good, you should be able to tell "hey, I'm stressed and it hurts most here and here" and have them come up with a plan of how to fix it.

cluck 12-10-2003 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


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I DO? I might remind you that I witnessed this:

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Ezygo Steve 12-10-2003 09:39 PM

go swedish deep tissue......awesome fro stress relief. And yes, drink tons a water after...not beer ;-)

SureFire 12-10-2003 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by AmeliaG
Try a massage therapist affiliated with a chiropractic office. For stress stuff, I like a therapist who knows a combination of techniques, definitely including some deep tissue. Someone good, you should be able to tell "hey, I'm stressed and it hurts most here and here" and have them come up with a plan of how to fix it.
What she said.

Plus if you have insurance, it is ussually covered minus the co-pay.

beemk 12-10-2003 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I want to get a massage a real one not one where some chick wacks you off.

Very surprising. I've only gotten massages from chicks i dated, never got a real one.

 Smokey The Bear  12-10-2003 10:09 PM

Get one of those asian blind ones.

Za Ha 12-10-2003 10:29 PM

was thinking of going soon too, no rub and tug though, poor broad would have to work her hands for at least an hour to get me to finish, and after a hard days of work watching porn all day she would be there for at least 2 hrs.

post once you try some out and let us know which ones are any good.

the ones where they step on you look cool

MarinersFan 12-10-2003 10:36 PM

Juicy,

I like to get massages when I can, they are great stress relief.

If you just want to "relax" go for a swedish massage. That is a gentle massage that feels good.

If your muscles are all tied up in knots, like mine, go for a deep tissue massage. But be aware that it will probably hurt! When they start digging into you it can be pretty painful. You may wonder why you are paying good money to be tortured, but it feels good when you are done.

So that's basically the difference .. Swedish is a short-term "feel good" type of massage, Deep Tissue does you more good but can be quite uncomfortable while they are working you over.

Have fun!

Pornwolf 12-10-2003 10:44 PM

Go to Bliss on 57th or in Soho for a massage and just ask one of the hot babes working what feels best. http://www.blissworld.com/spa/locati...amenu/massage/

The soho location has the best looking babes.

If you want the real old school imported Russian woman named Helga with really strong hands massage check out The 10th Street Baths.

They open a huge binder and you get to pick which Russian babe you want to give you a massage. No special happy ending here though. :(


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