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modelgigtalent · 12-06-2003, 10:41 PM

Contact me. I have a rock solid investment.

twistyneck · 12-06-2003, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by UniqueMovies
Ok so lets recap here. These are the suggestions so far.

1) Sports betting

2) Reality paysite

3) Real estate foreclosures

4) sent it thru paypal to Ic3m4nZ

5) Pornkitten would sell me her company

6) invest in the low-carb food market

I would have expected much more from GFY. These ideas are pretty weak.

Actually #6 is a very good idea. The trick would be to find a smallish but strong company that needs cash to grow. It's super tough to find good snacks/junk food for diabetics and just one or two good products would probably make a killing.

EscortBiz · 12-06-2003, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls

I see someone has never had any serious cash. A 12% return these days is very hard to find and probably would be considered high risk.

I would put 25% of it in some blue chip stocks, 25% in some more riskier stocks and 50% in real estate.

Good advice

modelgigtalent · 12-06-2003, 10:45 PM

Want to own a Modeling Agency? Use $25,000 of that cash and its yours....hire someone to run it.

tootie · 12-06-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck

Actually #6 is a very good idea. The trick would be to find a smallish but strong company that needs cash to grow. It's super tough to find good snacks/junk food for diabetics and just one or two good products would probably make a killing.

I think so, too. Hell, I'd probably spend at LEAST $50 a month just MYSELF on low-carb snack foods if someone would produce some good stuff. So far most of the salty low carb stuff I've tried is crap but I make some killer stuff at home. Unfortunately, I don't have time to make baked chicken skins and turnip chips very often, but I WOULD buy the hell out of them.

Flow · 12-06-2003, 11:03 PM

Find some good penny stocks, invest $25,000 into one at a time, artificailly drive up the price, more people buy thinking something is going on and when you make your $1000 for the month, you sell.

Pretty simple

stocktrader23 · 12-06-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
if you find an easy way to get a solid 12% return on investment with very low risk, please lmk... i'd put a couple million into it.

I'm going to get some figures together and drop you an email. I honestly think you would like the numbers on this one but it's not something that we would be able to instantly invest a couple million in. I'll explain more in the email.

Cheers

UniqueMovies · 12-06-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I'm going to get some figures together and drop you an email. I honestly think you would like the numbers on this one but it's not something that we would be able to instantly invest a couple million in. I'll explain more in the email.

Cheers

Thanks chief..

GeXus · 12-06-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day

ie: payday loan store, go chasin all the white trash, ******s and spics to get your 15 bucks on top of the 100 he owes.

Well its not a 8 million dollar a year industry, because people arent making money.... at first yes, it seems like you could easily not get paid back, but in fact its a very low factor...

Za Ha · 12-06-2003, 11:17 PM

You want a SAFE 12% annual return.

EscortBiz · 12-06-2003, 11:18 PM

you can always try somethin like www.bizbuysell.com just do research

stocktrader23 · 12-06-2003, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Za Ha
You want a SAFE 12% annual return.

I can damn near guarantee it. Nothing is 100% in the world but there are still high yield investments to be made. Money is everywhere, just look around sometime.

stocktrader23 · 12-06-2003, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by UniqueMovies

Thanks chief..

Actually I was speaking to quiet but if you shoot me an email at [email protected] I'll be happy to get back to you with some information.

KraZ · 12-07-2003, 01:22 AM

REAL ESTATE IN [EASTERN] EUROPE

The prices for real estate have been rising dramatically for the past 2 years. You have experience with real estate in Chicago so it's not much different. I can get you in contact with an agency that could manage the property for you.

Let me give you an example. They bought a $78,000 apartment in the city centre and now rent it for $1300 per month. Three-year contract. The appartment is appreciating too - I guess about 10% per year because of the rising prices overall.

Would do it if I had your money

Contact me if interested - vpbiz[at]nichefetish.com so I can get you in contact with the agency.

HeadPimp · 12-07-2003, 01:40 AM

I will stick with nice solid real estate investments...

baddog · 12-07-2003, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
REAL ESTATE dont be a dumbass and invest in this biz

can't lose with SoCal real estate

baddog · 12-07-2003, 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by Za Ha
You want a SAFE 12% annual return.

there still good money in rock cocaine distribution?

baddog · 12-07-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by UniqueMovies

Sorry but I have heard too many real estate horror stories.

only from landlords, and maybe investments made here 20 years ago when the cost of property went nuts. it has settled back down to reasonable levels now

stocktrader23 · 12-07-2003, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ
REAL ESTATE IN [EASTERN] EUROPE

The prices for real estate have been rising dramatically for the past 2 years. You have experience with real estate in Chicago so it's not much different. I can get you in contact with an agency that could manage the property for you.

Let me give you an example. They bought a $78,000 apartment in the city centre and now rent it for $1300 per month. Three-year contract. The appartment is appreciating too - I guess about 10% per year because of the rising prices overall.

Would do it if I had your money

Contact me if interested - vpbiz[at]nichefetish.com so I can get you in contact with the agency.

I can smoke those numbers. Really.

OzMan84 · 12-07-2003, 03:52 AM

invest in my emails mate and spam

blazin · 12-07-2003, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by Veterans Day
REAL ESTATE dont be a dumbass and invest in this biz

Agree

Eve · 12-07-2003, 04:10 AM

and then...and then... really people, c'mon now.
brother, get yourself a wealth management firm. don't fuck around with fickle "investments". do it like the big boys

Thats the best advice you're gonna get

goBigtime · 12-07-2003, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by cluck
Sports betting is one of the safest investments there is if you know how to do it and want a safe 2%+ return on certain events.

Through arbitration? ... woo good luck getting your money back unless you're walking into casinos (which would limit your available plays).

Did you see the problems boneprone had getting the $16k balance back from his $50,000 deposit?

ServerMaze-Patrik · 12-07-2003, 05:41 AM

Why not invest in my new datacenter (European)

JamesK · 12-07-2003, 05:45 AM

what a dumb thread. I bet 5$ this dude is gonna decide to do nothing with the 100K.

KraZ · 12-07-2003, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I can smoke those numbers. Really.

Well, it was empty for nearly 5 months before they did the 3 year deal but I guess that is OK. I can get you in contact with the agency that manages properties as investments - they'll give you more info.

strobi · 12-07-2003, 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
if you find an easy way to get a solid 12% return on investment with very low risk, please lmk... i'd put a couple million into it.

At last someone who knows what he's talking about. If someone can give me a 12% return you'll get all my money and millions and millions of others peoples money too

There is no sutch thing as 12% return and very low risk.

strobi · 12-07-2003, 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by Flow
Find some good penny stocks, invest $25,000 into one at a time, artificailly drive up the price, more people buy thinking something is going on and when you make your $1000 for the month, you sell.

Pretty simple

hehehe it's that simple! 500% returns in just days! You're a genious!

Zappu · 12-07-2003, 08:20 AM

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I need some good solid advice on how I can invest $100,000 with minimal risk. I realize low risk means low return but its better then loosing it. I would LOVE it if I could get $1000.00/mth from it somehow.

Just kidding!
If not, well contact me by mail or phone

chodadog · 12-07-2003, 08:56 AM

Can't believe some of the people that think 12% return is something to be sneered at.

anidifranco · 12-07-2003, 09:46 AM

Oppenheimer Annuities

Index powered annuties are the shiznit right now. You get a guaranteed rate of return, but you might make more depending on the markets. The oppenheimer funds are doing extremely well this year and historically.

Get a good financial advisor that you trust. Make informed decisions and listen to none of these dumb fucks.

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PhotoGreggXXX · 12-07-2003, 12:34 PM

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If interested, I'll hook you up with company...I'm not involved in this venture, but I've seen the millions they spent getting it ready to open up.

codymc12 · 12-07-2003, 03:26 PM

Find a patent for something everyone already uses and then...

Seriously - I wouldn't invest that kind of money into adult UNLESS you already had a going concern you knew everything about. EG -We've been running our personal paysite for 6+ years, and I know what I'd do with a 100k... but as a startup, if you want a guaranteed return? Nooooo.... especially not these days. And back in the day, we probably lost 100k figuring out what to do with the next 100k!

If I had 100K I didn't want to put into adult or LT stocks, I'd probably look for a franchise (eg, Mickey D's or the like) and really do some serious research into where to put it... then find a partner who didn't mind running it 9-5 for a cut of the profits. Something tangible, with an existing name, real world products and assets.

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