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BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:27 PM

A dude just placed an order for crotchless panties, crotchless pantyhose, a string of love beads and a 5oz bottle of strawberry flavored lube...

Bought it from xxxpresstoys. What do you think? Is this a toy for a lady friend, or are these beads going up this guys poop shoot?

BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:29 PM

btw, this guy came from my panty/upskirt tgp... That explains the panties and pantyhose.

hyper · 12-05-2003, 05:29 PM

doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet

Oracle Porn · 12-05-2003, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet

BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet

I know. It is just funny to think about it. Every time I make a sale from there, I check out what was ordered. Me and the wife usually get a good laugh out of it.

hyper · 12-05-2003, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by BlueFly
I know. It is just funny to think about it. Every time I make a sale from there, I check out what was ordered. Me and the wife usually get a good laugh out of it.

then laugh your way to the bank, dont think

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 05:35 PM

one 12 inch dildo a quart of blue house paint, a bag of 10 penny nails, 2 cans of whipped cream and 3 small gerbils.

BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
one 12 inch dildo a quart of blue house paint, a bag of 10 penny nails, 2 cans of whipped cream and 3 small gerbils.

You forgot the Barney dvd.

skillfull · 12-05-2003, 05:38 PM

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by BlueFly
You forgot the Barney dvd.

Whoops . i forgot.

BTW i dont appreciate you posting my purchase on GFY you bastard , on the form it said "totally discreet"

Brad-Wishing · 12-05-2003, 05:40 PM

Goin in his ass, and going to lick it himself with the lube!

BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Goin in his ass, and going to lick it himself with the lube!

That is what I was afraid of... The question is, which flavor is stronger: Strawberry, or shit?

Hue G. Pness · 12-05-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by skillfull

BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

Whoops . i forgot.

BTW i dont appreciate you posting my purchase on GFY you bastard , on the form it said "totally discreet"

Sorry Smokey... I didn't realize it was you! Be careful with those beads...

Brad-Wishing · 12-05-2003, 05:45 PM

Hey if you use enough lube it may start to taste like "strawberry flavored shit" which I hear is QUITE tasty.

Smokey The Bear · 12-05-2003, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by BlueFly
Sorry Smokey... I didn't realize it was you! Be careful with those beads...

I thought that was a necklace for fat people. It was for my sister in law for christmas.

BlueFly · 12-05-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
Hey if you use enough lube it may start to taste like "strawberry flavored shit" which I hear is QUITE tasty.

That could be a new flavor of jelly! You could have chunky and creamy.

TheLegacy · 12-05-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by skillfull

lmao

sumphatpimp · 12-05-2003, 05:58 PM

you just hurry up and get our order shipped,

the weekend is here and we want to party

12-05-2003, 05:27 PM	#1
BlueFly Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NC, USA Posts: 716	Guess What I just sold? A dude just placed an order for crotchless panties, crotchless pantyhose, a string of love beads and a 5oz bottle of strawberry flavored lube... Bought it from xxxpresstoys. What do you think? Is this a toy for a lady friend, or are these beads going up this guys poop shoot? __________________ Now Taking Hard Link Trades BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

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