Guess What I just sold?
 

A dude just placed an order for crotchless panties, crotchless pantyhose, a string of love beads and a 5oz bottle of strawberry flavored lube...

Bought it from xxxpresstoys. What do you think? Is this a toy for a lady friend, or are these beads going up this guys poop shoot?

btw, this guy came from my panty/upskirt tgp... That explains the panties and pantyhose.

doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet

I know. It is just funny to think about it. Every time I make a sale from there, I check out what was ordered. Me and the wife usually get a good laugh out of it.

then laugh your way to the bank, dont think

one 12 inch dildo a quart of blue house paint, a bag of 10 penny nails, 2 cans of whipped cream and 3 small gerbils.

You forgot the Barney dvd.

Whoops . i forgot. :)

BTW i dont appreciate you posting my purchase on GFY you bastard , on the form it said "totally discreet" :1orglaugh

Goin in his ass, and going to lick it himself with the lube!

That is what I was afraid of... The question is, which flavor is stronger: Strawberry, or shit?

Sorry Smokey... I didn't realize it was you! Be careful with those beads...

Hey if you use enough lube it may start to taste like "strawberry flavored shit" which I hear is QUITE tasty.

I thought that was a necklace for fat people. It was for my sister in law for christmas.

:Graucho

That could be a new flavor of jelly! You could have chunky and creamy.

lmao :1orglaugh

you just hurry up and get our order shipped,

the weekend is here and we want to party



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