What's the funniest gift you are giving someone for xmas? - GoFuckYourself.com

SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 03:04 PM

Hey everyone,

Just wondering what kind of off the wall gifts people are giving others this year.

I haven't been in need to buy any but i am pretty nasty when it comes to wrapping! One of my G/F's son's who has a real bad attitude, mainly because of the ADHD he has blessed us with.... sigh.. Anyways this year i decided with all the bullshit and tantrums he has put me though.. i decided to get even.
I first wraped up his big gift and then i found a big roll of Duct tape.. and yep completely wrapped the whole thing up in it. there is no way the little bugger is going to be able to undo this without a knife haha. And then i wrapped it up in xmas wrap again, and then with invisible tape i sealed up all of the folds of the wrapping so he won't be able to easily unwrap that as well. Cruel i know, but for all who have known a kid on ADHD... this is sweet revenge.

Bulldog-Johnnie · 12-04-2003, 03:54 PM

Jman · 12-04-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Bulldog-Johnnie

Yeah took me a month to figure out it was not a penis enlargement gadget

RogerV · 12-04-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan

Yeah took me a month to figure out it was not a penis enlargement gadget

Hell my dick wouldn't fit in it

ElvisManson · 12-04-2003, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan

Yeah took me a month to figure out it was not a penis enlargement gadget

dude...

you were thinking the wrong end...lol

RogerV · 12-04-2003, 04:06 PM

just don't use a gerbil with it.

Ic3m4nZ · 12-04-2003, 04:07 PM

A large dildo for my grandma

PrivateEye · 12-04-2003, 04:08 PM

When we go to x-mas parties we give out lotto tickets....good cheap gift for people you dont wanna buy for lol and we always have a fake one in the bunch...nothing like watching someone win 50,000

Brad-Wishing · 12-04-2003, 04:08 PM

SinCityLex... you're a sick SICK bastard. Hahaha.

Bulldog-Johnnie · 12-04-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by RogerV
just don't use a gerbil with it.

What the fuck do you do with it then?

BT · 12-04-2003, 04:12 PM

I paid a bum 40$ to dress up in a santa outfit and come give out gifts at my parents house. He smelled like Liqour but it was fun and he had the time of his life. He ate like a king

Jman69 · 12-04-2003, 04:14 PM

SinCityLex - Your going to look like a big jerk infront of your Girlfriend and everyone else. Taking revenge on a kid for having a medical condition is stupid.

MarcWomack · 12-04-2003, 04:15 PM

Try this,
the ultimate gift

NatNetMatt · 12-04-2003, 04:22 PM

Marc, I don't think I could pull off the 100% Negro look, what do you think? They don't call me Slim Whitey for nothing ya know.

As for the Bulldog Johnnie's gift, I agree with Jman, I thought it was a penis pump.

However, I did find a way to make my penis larger...get about twenty of those penis patches and wrap them around my penis while erect...it improves both length and girth

Matt

LaurieX · 12-04-2003, 04:23 PM

I will definatly be buying one of these for someone on my list.

Pig Catapult

affiliatecash · 12-04-2003, 04:29 PM

Fucking Hillarious

SCJason · 12-04-2003, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
I paid a bum 40$ to dress up in a santa outfit and come give out gifts at my parents house. He smelled like Liqour but it was fun and he had the time of his life. He ate like a king

Thanks bro I needed the work !

rastakit · 12-04-2003, 04:41 PM

Might be good to use with Paris?

(oh, wait, we already went down that road)....

Edge

xxxzoltan · 12-04-2003, 04:41 PM

emmanuelle · 12-04-2003, 04:56 PM

'nuff said

theharvman · 12-04-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Bulldog-Johnnie

I put my girlfriend in one of these and it worked out great! Saved space in the apartment and I could not hear her bitch.

SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 09:10 PM

Jman, for your information, my Girlfriend helped me wrap it in duct tape. Its called humour.. he's 9 years old, he takes his riddlin, he is able to make good choices and bad choices. He chooses to take the bad many times because he has a learned behavior called O.D.D Oppositional Defiance Disorder... or something like that. Which is NOT a medical condition, but rather just something some shrinks slapped together. Anyways, for over a year i have witnessed this kid kick, spit, swear, punch and everything else except kill his own mother. And he does almost the same shit to me. If you were in any type of position as this, you would be at the point of wishing you could hit back, but of course if that was to happen you go to jail. So in knowing that, nothing is worse than getting all this shit done to you by a 9 year old, and knowing you can't do a damned thing but block his kicks, spitting, punching. Half the time the kid is a real good kid, but he just gets into moods which result into tantrums. So when it comes to getting a slight form of revenge, where it is just in fun, there is nothing wrong with this.

This kid friggin body checked my car, kicks the walls, breaks tables, breaks down doors, and literally picks up coffee tables and throws them. What the hell would you do Jman in this case? i bet you'd like to throw him across the room like he did the coffee table. But no, that obviously is not the answer. And no he is not like your typical 9 year old. he has a grade 10 math level, grade 8 reading level, its sometimes like fighting with a teen.

So when it comes to playing a joke on one of his gifts, this is the least one can do when it comes to feeling like you can get a little bit of justice in all the shit he has pulled in the past.

mahoney · 12-04-2003, 09:51 PM

Wow, that is sweet revenge

SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 09:53 PM

hehehe thanks man

bhutocracy · 12-04-2003, 11:01 PM

greentea · 12-04-2003, 11:02 PM

12-04-2003, 03:04 PM	#1
SinCityLex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 22	What's the funniest gift you are giving someone for xmas? Hey everyone, Just wondering what kind of off the wall gifts people are giving others this year. I haven't been in need to buy any but i am pretty nasty when it comes to wrapping! One of my G/F's son's who has a real bad attitude, mainly because of the ADHD he has blessed us with.... sigh.. Anyways this year i decided with all the bullshit and tantrums he has put me though.. i decided to get even. I first wraped up his big gift and then i found a big roll of Duct tape.. and yep completely wrapped the whole thing up in it. there is no way the little bugger is going to be able to undo this without a knife haha. And then i wrapped it up in xmas wrap again, and then with invisible tape i sealed up all of the folds of the wrapping so he won't be able to easily unwrap that as well. Cruel i know, but for all who have known a kid on ADHD... this is sweet revenge. __________________ Sincitybucks.com Promoting a site where a person can win an all expenses paid trip to Sin City to indulge in a Private XXX Sex Party! Its the new reality site your surfers are looking for!

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NatNetMatt Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: ATL Posts: 55	Marc, I don't think I could pull off the 100% Negro look, what do you think? They don't call me Slim Whitey for nothing ya know. As for the Bulldog Johnnie's gift, I agree with Jman, I thought it was a penis pump. However, I did find a way to make my penis larger...get about twenty of those penis patches and wrap them around my penis while erect...it improves both length and girth Matt __________________

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12-04-2003, 09:10 PM	#22
SinCityLex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 22	Jman, for your information, my Girlfriend helped me wrap it in duct tape. Its called humour.. he's 9 years old, he takes his riddlin, he is able to make good choices and bad choices. He chooses to take the bad many times because he has a learned behavior called O.D.D Oppositional Defiance Disorder... or something like that. Which is NOT a medical condition, but rather just something some shrinks slapped together. Anyways, for over a year i have witnessed this kid kick, spit, swear, punch and everything else except kill his own mother. And he does almost the same shit to me. If you were in any type of position as this, you would be at the point of wishing you could hit back, but of course if that was to happen you go to jail. So in knowing that, nothing is worse than getting all this shit done to you by a 9 year old, and knowing you can't do a damned thing but block his kicks, spitting, punching. Half the time the kid is a real good kid, but he just gets into moods which result into tantrums. So when it comes to getting a slight form of revenge, where it is just in fun, there is nothing wrong with this. This kid friggin body checked my car, kicks the walls, breaks tables, breaks down doors, and literally picks up coffee tables and throws them. What the hell would you do Jman in this case? i bet you'd like to throw him across the room like he did the coffee table. But no, that obviously is not the answer. And no he is not like your typical 9 year old. he has a grade 10 math level, grade 8 reading level, its sometimes like fighting with a teen. So when it comes to playing a joke on one of his gifts, this is the least one can do when it comes to feeling like you can get a little bit of justice in all the shit he has pulled in the past. __________________ Sincitybucks.com Promoting a site where a person can win an all expenses paid trip to Sin City to indulge in a Private XXX Sex Party! Its the new reality site your surfers are looking for!

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