Marc, I don't think I could pull off the 100% Negro look, what do you think? They don't call me Slim Whitey for nothing ya know.
As for the Bulldog Johnnie's gift, I agree with Jman, I thought it was a penis pump.
However, I did find a way to make my penis larger...get about twenty of those penis patches and wrap them around my penis while erect...it improves both length and girth
Matt