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SinCityLex · 12-04-2003, 09:10 PM

Jman, for your information, my Girlfriend helped me wrap it in duct tape. Its called humour.. he's 9 years old, he takes his riddlin, he is able to make good choices and bad choices. He chooses to take the bad many times because he has a learned behavior called O.D.D Oppositional Defiance Disorder... or something like that. Which is NOT a medical condition, but rather just something some shrinks slapped together. Anyways, for over a year i have witnessed this kid kick, spit, swear, punch and everything else except kill his own mother. And he does almost the same shit to me. If you were in any type of position as this, you would be at the point of wishing you could hit back, but of course if that was to happen you go to jail. So in knowing that, nothing is worse than getting all this shit done to you by a 9 year old, and knowing you can't do a damned thing but block his kicks, spitting, punching. Half the time the kid is a real good kid, but he just gets into moods which result into tantrums. So when it comes to getting a slight form of revenge, where it is just in fun, there is nothing wrong with this.

This kid friggin body checked my car, kicks the walls, breaks tables, breaks down doors, and literally picks up coffee tables and throws them. What the hell would you do Jman in this case? i bet you'd like to throw him across the room like he did the coffee table. But no, that obviously is not the answer. And no he is not like your typical 9 year old. he has a grade 10 math level, grade 8 reading level, its sometimes like fighting with a teen.

So when it comes to playing a joke on one of his gifts, this is the least one can do when it comes to feeling like you can get a little bit of justice in all the shit he has pulled in the past.

12-04-2003, 09:10 PM
SinCityLex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 22	Jman, for your information, my Girlfriend helped me wrap it in duct tape. Its called humour.. he's 9 years old, he takes his riddlin, he is able to make good choices and bad choices. He chooses to take the bad many times because he has a learned behavior called O.D.D Oppositional Defiance Disorder... or something like that. Which is NOT a medical condition, but rather just something some shrinks slapped together. Anyways, for over a year i have witnessed this kid kick, spit, swear, punch and everything else except kill his own mother. And he does almost the same shit to me. If you were in any type of position as this, you would be at the point of wishing you could hit back, but of course if that was to happen you go to jail. So in knowing that, nothing is worse than getting all this shit done to you by a 9 year old, and knowing you can't do a damned thing but block his kicks, spitting, punching. Half the time the kid is a real good kid, but he just gets into moods which result into tantrums. So when it comes to getting a slight form of revenge, where it is just in fun, there is nothing wrong with this. This kid friggin body checked my car, kicks the walls, breaks tables, breaks down doors, and literally picks up coffee tables and throws them. What the hell would you do Jman in this case? i bet you'd like to throw him across the room like he did the coffee table. But no, that obviously is not the answer. And no he is not like your typical 9 year old. he has a grade 10 math level, grade 8 reading level, its sometimes like fighting with a teen. So when it comes to playing a joke on one of his gifts, this is the least one can do when it comes to feeling like you can get a little bit of justice in all the shit he has pulled in the past. __________________ Sincitybucks.com Promoting a site where a person can win an all expenses paid trip to Sin City to indulge in a Private XXX Sex Party! Its the new reality site your surfers are looking for!