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dropped9 · 12-04-2003, 02:08 PM

How did you find out the truth that santa was fake?

liquidmoe · 12-04-2003, 02:08 PM

santa is fake?

12-04-2003, 02:09 PM

A guy named headless told me on a popular web board and destroyed my last hopes in humanity.

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2003, 02:10 PM

your g/f calls me Santa all the time

XxXotic · 12-04-2003, 02:12 PM

i just kinda figured it out one day when i saw my mom wheeling my new bike down the hallway and it having a "from santa" tag on it when I woke up the next morning

Spunky · 12-04-2003, 02:13 PM

When I seen Santa getting it in the ass by elves on some banner...I'm destroyed

sherie · 12-04-2003, 02:15 PM

When I was in grade 1 our teacher was Jewish and thought that it was her duty to tell 30 kids that Santa wasn't real! Miss. Rubinoff, never forget her, she was bloody bitch too!! Hence, Miss instead of Mrs. LOL

smack · 12-04-2003, 02:15 PM

eventually the notion does become strange as you get older. but when i wanted to know, i asked my parents and they told me. i can remember it like it was last year... oh wait it was.

dropped9 · 12-04-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
your g/f calls me Santa all the time

You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...

<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg">

XxXotic · 12-04-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...

<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg">

i hate you

Tala · 12-04-2003, 02:17 PM

Santa is FAKE?!!!!

But....but....JUICY!!!!!! YOU SAID....

^R3K^ · 12-04-2003, 02:18 PM

when I set a trap for santa, and killed my parents

Tera · 12-04-2003, 02:19 PM

My story is fucked..

I already kinda believed there wasn't a santa, and one year my mom put together and elaborate scheme so I could have some fun on christmas, I woke up and I heard bells and somebody coming into the house, and peeked around the corner and saw santa and my mom came out of her room, he was dressed all up and had our stockings and even a bag of presents, and we called everybody I knew because I didn't believe it was real, well then I believed it when everybody was home and asleep LOL

I went to school and argued with all my friends in class who all laughed at me, and I was devestated LOL Went home and told my mom what happened and she spilled the truth, I was so pissed..

twistyneck · 12-04-2003, 02:20 PM

My brother and I found the stash of presents in the attic. We opened them all up and then re-wrapped them as good as 7 year olds can wrap presents. The old man went fucking apeshit. Merry Christmas you little fuckers. hahahhhahaha

triumph · 12-04-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
santa is fake?

TheLegacy · 12-04-2003, 02:27 PM

when I was a kid around 5, I snuck downstairs and hid under the living room sofa watching to see if santa was going to show up. I saw my mom and dad put presents under it, and didnt sleep a wink.

Next morning I crawled out, looked at the presents and saw Santa's name on them - the same presents that they put under.. it was then I learned a very important lesson - more than santa himself - adults LIE!!!!

AssFairy · 12-04-2003, 02:37 PM

4 and a half hours I stood in the shadows with my baseball bat waiting for Santa so I could turn his sleigh over, the bastard never showed

I come in freezing cold and suffering from hypothermia to find my mother swapping my Benson and Hedges cigarettes for cheap wild woodbine (my lil sis bought them for me and left them under the tree)

Its a harsh lesson to learn at just 6 years old

dropped9 · 12-04-2003, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AssFairy
4 and a half hours I stood in the shadows with my baseball bat waiting for Santa so I could turn his sleigh over, the bastard never showed

I come in freezing cold and suffering from hypothermia to find my mother swapping my Benson and Hedges cigarettes for cheap wild woodbine (my lil sis bought them for me and left them under the tree)

Its a harsh lesson to learn at just 6 years old

Smoking at age 6?

serious · 12-04-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ^R3K^
when I set a trap for santa, and killed my parents

for me it was just a slow realization, no sudden event or anything.

dropped9 · 12-04-2003, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious

for me it was just a slow realization, no sudden event or anything.

Same here... Kinda the end of innocence....

JSA Matt · 12-04-2003, 02:53 PM

Santa never came 'round my trailer park

LeoneMafia · 12-04-2003, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...

<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg">

hahahaa...Hohohoho..

Thats one fine pic!

MrLeone

Ironhorse · 12-04-2003, 05:09 PM

I recognized my uncle's voice when he said: "You'll have to blow alot harder if you want more gifts this year!"

xxxzoltan · 12-04-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless

You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...

<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg">

destroyed my last doubts - santa was a girl

emthree · 12-04-2003, 05:24 PM

I still dont understand what is so special about a big fat man sneaking in your house during the night, I understand its part of the christmas spirt...however all the kids are getting the wrong message to grow up on....

I'm all for making everyone happy and feeling special, i just dont like the way it is put forth during the christmas season

Furious_Female · 12-04-2003, 05:33 PM

I always had my suspicions because Santa used the same wrapping paper as my parents LOL... then the note written in my mom's handwriting saying thanks for the cookies from Santa... but it was confirmed when I was 7 and my older neighbor told me. I never really focused on if Santa delivered presents or my family... it didn't really matter. Toys were toys and the whole Christmassy feeling was good enough.

Ross · 12-04-2003, 05:52 PM

I just found out....

SomeCreep · 12-04-2003, 05:56 PM

Santa Clauses are real. They work in malls world wide throughout the holiday season.

corvette · 12-04-2003, 05:58 PM

teacher told me a few days ago

Smokey The Bear · 12-04-2003, 06:09 PM

You mean that fat drunk pedophile at the local mall is a sham ..

sumphatpimp · 12-04-2003, 08:04 PM

hornycash · 12-04-2003, 08:06 PM

boneprone fucked him and told me that he is not real

hornycash · 12-04-2003, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

nice one

Claude · 12-04-2003, 08:49 PM

Santa is not fake, He´s right here:

http://www.bdsm-sites.com/plus-sites/017santa

nofx · 12-04-2003, 08:51 PM

somone at school told me

VirtuMike · 12-05-2003, 01:25 AM

Guys you might not believe this - but Santa is REAL. Now this might sound funny coming from a Jew, but I have recently been given this information from a Dutch client in Spain.

I don't know if I have all the facts right but I'll give it a whirl. Apparantly there was this guy Nicholas, who was a Spaniard. Every December, he would boat over from Spain to Holland to deliver presents to the good boys and girls. I think this happened around Dec 5, weeks before your Christmas. Anyway, Nick would take his presents from the sack and give them out to the good ones - and he would THROW THE BAD ONES INTO THE SACK!!!

Then he would take them back on his boat to Spain to make presents year round for the next year's good kids.

Why he was sainted I don't know. But if you know any Dutch people, now would be a great time to ask them. I probably mutilated the story a little but it's not far from what I was told. I did confirm this with several unrelated Dutch people and they all gave a similar story.

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sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	When I was in grade 1 our teacher was Jewish and thought that it was her duty to tell 30 kids that Santa wasn't real! Miss. Rubinoff, never forget her, she was bloody bitch too!! Hence, Miss instead of Mrs. LOL __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor

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smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	eventually the notion does become strange as you get older. but when i wanted to know, i asked my parents and they told me. i can remember it like it was last year... oh wait it was. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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Tera Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toronto Ontario Posts: 1,426	My story is fucked.. I already kinda believed there wasn't a santa, and one year my mom put together and elaborate scheme so I could have some fun on christmas, I woke up and I heard bells and somebody coming into the house, and peeked around the corner and saw santa and my mom came out of her room, he was dressed all up and had our stockings and even a bag of presents, and we called everybody I knew because I didn't believe it was real, well then I believed it when everybody was home and asleep LOL I went to school and argued with all my friends in class who all laughed at me, and I was devestated LOL Went home and told my mom what happened and she spilled the truth, I was so pissed.. __________________ [email protected] ICQ 96593794

12-04-2003, 02:20 PM	#14
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	My brother and I found the stash of presents in the attic. We opened them all up and then re-wrapped them as good as 7 year olds can wrap presents. The old man went fucking apeshit. Merry Christmas you little fuckers. hahahhhahaha

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TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,111	when I was a kid around 5, I snuck downstairs and hid under the living room sofa watching to see if santa was going to show up. I saw my mom and dad put presents under it, and didnt sleep a wink. Next morning I crawled out, looked at the presents and saw Santa's name on them - the same presents that they put under.. it was then I learned a very important lesson - more than santa himself - adults LIE!!!! __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

12-04-2003, 02:37 PM	#17
AssFairy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: AssTown Posts: 674	4 and a half hours I stood in the shadows with my baseball bat waiting for Santa so I could turn his sleigh over, the bastard never showed I come in freezing cold and suffering from hypothermia to find my mother swapping my Benson and Hedges cigarettes for cheap wild woodbine (my lil sis bought them for me and left them under the tree) Its a harsh lesson to learn at just 6 years old __________________ I sale lube

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JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	Santa never came 'round my trailer park

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Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	I recognized my uncle's voice when he said: "You'll have to blow alot harder if you want more gifts this year!" __________________ [email protected]

12-04-2003, 05:24 PM	#25
emthree Dialer Kingpin Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: New York Posts: 10,816	I still dont understand what is so special about a big fat man sneaking in your house during the night, I understand its part of the christmas spirt...however all the kids are getting the wrong message to grow up on.... I'm all for making everyone happy and feeling special, i just dont like the way it is put forth during the christmas season

12-04-2003, 05:33 PM	#26
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	I always had my suspicions because Santa used the same wrapping paper as my parents LOL... then the note written in my mom's handwriting saying thanks for the cookies from Santa... but it was confirmed when I was 7 and my older neighbor told me. I never really focused on if Santa delivered presents or my family... it didn't really matter. Toys were toys and the whole Christmassy feeling was good enough. __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

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SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Santa Clauses are real. They work in malls world wide throughout the holiday season. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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Claude Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,036	Santa is not fake, He´s right here: http://www.bdsm-sites.com/plus-sites/017santa

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12-05-2003, 01:25 AM	#36
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Guys you might not believe this - but Santa is REAL. Now this might sound funny coming from a Jew, but I have recently been given this information from a Dutch client in Spain. I don't know if I have all the facts right but I'll give it a whirl. Apparantly there was this guy Nicholas, who was a Spaniard. Every December, he would boat over from Spain to Holland to deliver presents to the good boys and girls. I think this happened around Dec 5, weeks before your Christmas. Anyway, Nick would take his presents from the sack and give them out to the good ones - and he would THROW THE BAD ONES INTO THE SACK!!! Then he would take them back on his boat to Spain to make presents year round for the next year's good kids. Why he was sainted I don't know. But if you know any Dutch people, now would be a great time to ask them. I probably mutilated the story a little but it's not far from what I was told. I did confirm this with several unrelated Dutch people and they all gave a similar story. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L