4 and a half hours I stood in the shadows with my baseball bat waiting for Santa so I could turn his sleigh over, the bastard never showed
I come in freezing cold and suffering from hypothermia to find my mother swapping my Benson and Hedges cigarettes for cheap wild woodbine (my lil sis bought them for me and left them under the tree)
Its a harsh lesson to learn at just 6 years old
