How did you find out the truth that santa was fake?
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santa is fake?
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A guy named headless told me on a popular web board and destroyed my last hopes in humanity.Comment
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your g/f calls me Santa all the time
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i just kinda figured it out one day when i saw my mom wheeling my new bike down the hallway and it having a "from santa" tag on it when I woke up the next morningOxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013Comment
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When I seen Santa getting it in the ass by elves on some banner...I'm destroyed
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When I was in grade 1 our teacher was Jewish and thought that it was her duty to tell 30 kids that Santa wasn't real! Miss. Rubinoff, never forget her, she was bloody bitch too!! Hence, Miss instead of Mrs. LOLAIM sherierocks
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eventually the notion does become strange as you get older. but when i wanted to know, i asked my parents and they told me. i can remember it like it was last year... oh wait it was.Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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Originally posted by juicylinks
your g/f calls me Santa all the time
You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...
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i hate youOriginally posted by Headless
You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...
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Santa is FAKE?!!!!
But....but....JUICY!!!!!! YOU SAID....
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when I set a trap for santa, and killed my parents
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My story is fucked..
I already kinda believed there wasn't a santa, and one year my mom put together and elaborate scheme so I could have some fun on christmas, I woke up and I heard bells and somebody coming into the house, and peeked around the corner and saw santa and my mom came out of her room, he was dressed all up and had our stockings and even a bag of presents, and we called everybody I knew because I didn't believe it was real, well then I believed it when everybody was home and asleep LOL
I went to school and argued with all my friends in class who all laughed at me, and I was devestated LOL Went home and told my mom what happened and she spilled the truth, I was so pissed..Comment
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My brother and I found the stash of presents in the attic. We opened them all up and then re-wrapped them as good as 7 year olds can wrap presents. The old man went fucking apeshit. Merry Christmas you little fuckers. hahahhhahahaComment
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Originally posted by liquidmoe
santa is fake?
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when I was a kid around 5, I snuck downstairs and hid under the living room sofa watching to see if santa was going to show up. I saw my mom and dad put presents under it, and didnt sleep a wink.
Next morning I crawled out, looked at the presents and saw Santa's name on them - the same presents that they put under.. it was then I learned a very important lesson - more than santa himself - adults LIE!!!!Comment
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4 and a half hours I stood in the shadows with my baseball bat waiting for Santa so I could turn his sleigh over, the bastard never showed
I come in freezing cold and suffering from hypothermia to find my mother swapping my Benson and Hedges cigarettes for cheap wild woodbine (my lil sis bought them for me and left them under the tree)
Its a harsh lesson to learn at just 6 years old
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Originally posted by AssFairy
4 and a half hours I stood in the shadows with my baseball bat waiting for Santa so I could turn his sleigh over, the bastard never showed
I come in freezing cold and suffering from hypothermia to find my mother swapping my Benson and Hedges cigarettes for cheap wild woodbine (my lil sis bought them for me and left them under the tree)
Its a harsh lesson to learn at just 6 years old
Smoking at age 6?
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Originally posted by ^R3K^
when I set a trap for santa, and killed my parents
for me it was just a slow realization, no sudden event or anything.Comment
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Originally posted by serious
for me it was just a slow realization, no sudden event or anything.
Same here... Kinda the end of innocence....Comment
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Santa never came 'round my trailer park
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Originally posted by Headless
You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...
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hahahaa...Hohohoho..
Thats one fine pic!
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I recognized my uncle's voice when he said: "You'll have to blow alot harder if you want more gifts this year!"
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Originally posted by Headless
You sure do funny things when delivering the gifts...
<img src="http://www.headlessthumbs.com/294.jpg"> destroyed my last doubts - santa was a girl
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I still dont understand what is so special about a big fat man sneaking in your house during the night, I understand its part of the christmas spirt...however all the kids are getting the wrong message to grow up on....
I'm all for making everyone happy and feeling special, i just dont like the way it is put forth during the christmas season
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I always had my suspicions because Santa used the same wrapping paper as my parents LOL... then the note written in my mom's handwriting saying thanks for the cookies from Santa... but it was confirmed when I was 7 and my older neighbor told me. I never really focused on if Santa delivered presents or my family... it didn't really matter. Toys were toys and the whole Christmassy feeling was good enough.Comment
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I just found out....
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Santa Clauses are real. They work in malls world wide throughout the holiday season.Comment
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You mean that fat drunk pedophile at the local mall is a sham ..
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boneprone fucked him and told me that he is not real
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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
nice one
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somone at school told me
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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Guys you might not believe this - but Santa is REAL. Now this might sound funny coming from a Jew, but I have recently been given this information from a Dutch client in Spain.
I don't know if I have all the facts right but I'll give it a whirl. Apparantly there was this guy Nicholas, who was a Spaniard. Every December, he would boat over from Spain to Holland to deliver presents to the good boys and girls. I think this happened around Dec 5, weeks before your Christmas. Anyway, Nick would take his presents from the sack and give them out to the good ones - and he would THROW THE BAD ONES INTO THE SACK!!!
Then he would take them back on his boat to Spain to make presents year round for the next year's good kids.
Why he was sainted I don't know. But if you know any Dutch people, now would be a great time to ask them. I probably mutilated the story a little but it's not far from what I was told. I did confirm this with several unrelated Dutch people and they all gave a similar story.Comment
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