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12-03-2003, 05:49 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I have to share this with you guys!
Cuz its goddamn funny!
A young woman is shopping in the supermarket and has the following in her basket: 1 onion 1 carot 1 potato 1 samosa 1 lettuce 1 tomato 1 stick of celery 1 chicken breast 1 chocolate bar 1 bottle of milk 1 can of coke 1 packet of tissues 1 small microwave meal She then joins the queue for the checkout. Behind her, a guy joins the queue and in his basket he has 12 cans of lager, a large pizza and two toilet rolls. A conversations strikes up between them. The guy asks "Single, eh"? The lady blushes and replies "How did you know?". The guy responds, "because you're fucking ugly" |
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12-03-2003, 05:51 PM
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hahaha
nice one! |
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12-03-2003, 05:51 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-03-2003, 05:55 PM
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Adult Locals
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very funny
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12-03-2003, 05:55 PM
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12-03-2003, 05:59 PM
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OMG...that made me laugh outloud. |
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12-03-2003, 06:22 PM
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I am an Alien from space
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lmao!! that was a good one lol
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12-03-2003, 06:25 PM
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Taylor - One of Your TopBabes TopBucks * TopCash ICQ 204139253 / [email protected] |
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12-03-2003, 06:25 PM
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Ahahahaha. This caught me off guard. Spit all over my monitor. NICE!
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