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Old 12-03-2003, 05:49 PM  
Dirty F
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:stop I have to share this with you guys!

Cuz its goddamn funny!

A young woman is shopping in the supermarket and has the following in her basket:

1 onion
1 carot
1 potato
1 samosa
1 lettuce
1 tomato
1 stick of celery
1 chicken breast
1 chocolate bar
1 bottle of milk
1 can of coke
1 packet of tissues
1 small microwave meal

She then joins the queue for the checkout. Behind her, a guy joins the queue and in his basket he has 12 cans of lager, a large pizza and two toilet rolls. A conversations strikes up between them. The guy asks "Single, eh"? The lady blushes and replies "How did you know?". The guy responds, "because you're fucking ugly"
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