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Triple 6 · 11-29-2003, 10:11 AM

50 condoms lost in sleazy's ass.

theharvman · 11-29-2003, 10:20 AM

I have felt the same way from time to time. You see other peoples kids and you want one. As chickish as that sounds it is how I feel .When I play with my sisters kids or my friends kids I have a blast. I think that at 30 I have had enough practice with the wrong chicks and when I find the right one I know I am going to make a great dad!

Martin · 11-29-2003, 10:22 AM

Sleazy is a pimp.

BradShaw · 11-29-2003, 10:23 AM

I just stick to anal, no kids.

sweetums · 11-29-2003, 11:23 AM

Sleazy,

Interesting thought to share with all of us....thank you

It's nice to see that women aren't the only ones that get leveled with the 'biological clock' bit alone. But, maybe it isn't entirely a biological process. During most of my 20s I honestly thought that I never really wanted to have kids -- hence the dual-use for condoms.

But, the closer I got to my 30s the more I realized that much of my desire to delay having kids was based on a lot of pragmatic issues -- things like having a child with someone out of love and want....and not need; being financially stable enough to support my child even if it was on my own; and having enough of my own shit together, in terms of personal and intellectual development, that I could give my child the happiest, healthiest mom possible.

The more those things solidify for me...the more 'ready', at least mentally, I become with the whole idea.

StacyCat · 11-29-2003, 12:55 PM

BVF, I like the "subconsiously trying to get the girl pregnant" thread of thinking.

I was reading up on legal prostitution, basically the guy was saying how to make sure the girls have a good time, so he gets more out of his session. The phrase that he used most of the time was "I want you to have my children" and claimed that the sex was always better because of it.

Im sorta seeing a guy thats at the stage that he hates condoms, and he wants kids. Guess I need to get back on birth control.

GregP · 11-29-2003, 01:08 PM

Condoms are a must if you are single. I wouldn't risk my health for a little more pleasure

PeerPatrick · 11-29-2003, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
I use my personality as birth control.

VMike is a sexy bitch and that is no lie!

PeerPatrick · 11-29-2003, 01:24 PM

Yeah Sleazy, condoms suck but the alternative is...wearing one of those paper hats from Johnny Rockets; a sure way to not score I've found. Apparently LA women don't like a dude in uniform. WTF?

jimmyf · 11-29-2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
I have no problems with condoms

same here

Dirty D · 11-29-2003, 01:40 PM

I get condoms by the case from the Health Department...

No Shit, they come in cases of 1000 and are made from really heavy latex... No breaking these!

Perfect for when you throw wild ass parties!
http://www.TampaBukkake.com

JFK · 11-29-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

my my arn't we bitter.....maybe you need to get laid........

Nice one Sleazy

Dawgy · 11-29-2003, 01:49 PM

well i wont be getting anyone pregnant, unless there is some miracle, but condoms are a must for me these days. altho ill admit if i KNOW the guy is a total virgin and/or clean ill go without. *sigh*

Furious_Female · 11-29-2003, 01:57 PM

Whether people are single or married, long term relationship or not, if both people having sex aren't ready for children or don't want them period, use all the contraceptives you can. The last thing the world needs is more kids growing up with resentful parents or missing one of their parents.

If you are ready for kids emotionally and financially, do whatever you please... but do the world a favor and don't get into anything you aren't 110% committed to

I think women and men both have pre-middle age crisis anxiety in their 30s. They are still young enough to have time, but see their 40s right down the road. By the time people are in their mid to late 30s, they start feeling the pressure to settle down in their lives. The truth is though, some people just aren't meant to be in a monogamous relationship and/or reproduce. Somewhere along the line, some people came to the conclusion that it was their obligation to bring more kids into this world. Not true at all. Some people just wouldn't make good parents and there's nothing wrong with that.

I used to want to get married and have kids by my mid 20s. That's how I was raised to believe what is normal. But now that I'm 23, I don't know if I'll even get married, much less have kids. Maybe I'll feel differently in my 30s, but the most important thing is to be content with your life either way... after that, any relationship or child could only enhance what's already great

SleazyDream · 11-29-2003, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

LMAO you don't fucking know shit then . fuck I can always tell if there is a fucking condom on my dick and anybody would . feal way better without it no question asked .

i wouldn't exatly say that's true.

after fucking for a while it's hard to tell if a good latex condem is present or not but you can DEFINATLY tell on initial insertion - no matter HOW good the condom is. that's my perspetive .........

SleazyDream · 11-29-2003, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PeerPatrick
Yeah Sleazy, condoms suck but the alternative is...wearing one of those paper hats from Johnny Rockets; a sure way to not score I've found. Apparently LA women don't like a dude in uniform. WTF?

Swanks · 11-29-2003, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
but condoms are a must for me these days. altho ill admit if i KNOW the guy is a total virgin and/or clean ill go without. *sigh*

I agree in a male point of view. I had a few close calls myself both from std's and "yous my babys daddy!"..

Peter Romero · 11-30-2003, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OAEN

Animals/cousins don't count...

I always knew you were cool.

Blondie23 · 11-30-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

i agree, but the thing is as I get older I don't feel that need to prevent preganacy like I used to when I was younger....

just expanding on that feeling I now have is all - it's a significant change in my thinking that I noticed just recently

I think its a completely natural urge.. based on a males evolutionary need to 'spread his seed'....

its interesting to hear you change your thinking into your 30's.. i always find male behaviour interesting when it comes to kids, committment etc

SleazyDream · 11-30-2003, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blondie23

I think its a completely natural urge.. based on a males evolutionary need to 'spread his seed'....

its interesting to hear you change your thinking into your 30's.. i always find male behaviour interesting when it comes to kids, committment etc

i agree. I find the change in attitude interesting and somehow I think it's subconciously biologically based.

konduct · 11-30-2003, 01:58 AM

VirtuMike · 11-30-2003, 04:28 AM

So what you brilliant psychologists are saying is that:

When I say "I'd hit it" - I really mean "I want to knock that bitch up"?

What if I were really saying "I want to make her REALLY regret all that tequila" or "I just want to drop a load on her face" or "I can't WAIT to tell everyone I nailed a supermodel"?

Raf1 · 11-30-2003, 04:57 AM

I don't like using condoms, but sometimes it's better to put one on and not worry about getting a girl pregnant

Furious_Female · 11-30-2003, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by swank
"yous my babys daddy!"..

In the future, just reply with:

"Hoe, I ain't yo baby daddy!"

Then when she brings on you Maury Povich and gets all embarrassed when the 9 guys who got the DNA test aren't the father, you can post the link to the MPEG here

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:13 AM

Nobody Here Gives A Shit, Inbreeder...

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:40 AM

A Man Calls Work And Says, "Boss, I Can't Come Work Today, I Am Very Sick. I Got Headache, Stomach Ache And My Legs Hurt Like Hell." The Boss Says, "But I Really Need You Today! When I Feel Like This I Go To My Wife And Tell Her To Give Me Sex. That Makes Me Feel Better And I Can Go To Work. You Should Try That." Two Hours Later The Man Calls Again, And Happily Says, "Boss, I Did What You Said And I Feel Great. I Will Be At Work Soon. You Got Nice House."

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:41 AM

A Drunk Man Staggers Into A Catholic Church, Enters A Confessional Box And Sits Down But Says Nothing. The Priest Politely Coughs A Few Time To Try And Get His Attention, But The Drunk Man Just Sits There. Finally The Priest Pounds Three Times On The Wall. The Drunk Replies, "Ain't No Use Knockin', There's No Paper On This Side Either."

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:43 AM

Two Brothers Enlisting In The Army Were Getting Their Physicals. During The Inspection, The Doctor Was Surprised To Discover That Both Of Them Possessed Incredibly Long, Oversized Penises. "How Do You Account For This?" He Asked The Brothers. "It's Hereditary, Sir," The Older One Replied. "I See," Said The Doctor, Writing In His File. "Your Father's The Reason For Your Elongated Penises?" "No Sir, Our Mother." "Your Mother? You Idiot, Women Don't Have Penises!" "I Know, Sir," Replied The Recruit, "but She Only Had One Arm, And When It Came To Getting Us Out Of The Bathtub, She Had To Manage As Best As She Could."

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 05:58 AM

Heheheheheheh.

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Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 06:21 AM

Rofl.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 08:06 AM

Forget About It, Cocksmoker.

bigdog · 11-30-2003, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GregP
Condoms are a must if you are single. I wouldn't risk my health for a little more pleasure

They are a must even if you are married never know what your wife is doing whle your are at home working

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 08:41 AM

Somebody Shoot This Idiot...

Stallion · 11-30-2003, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tobcisab
Somebody Shoot This Idiot...

Somebody ban this cocksmoker bot.

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 08:50 AM

Assmonkey...

Tobcisab · 11-30-2003, 09:20 AM

So Fucking What? Slut!!!

ronbotx · 11-30-2003, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sifu
ya right i get laid a minimum of 3 times a day..loser.
and to the other guy fuck you to bitch

I'm sure your boyfriend could verify that....

EZRhino · 11-30-2003, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sifu
what a fucken lame asss bitch you are....lol
dont have kids do the world a big big favor. you old fucken loser

Fucking relax, have a drink and stop hating

Swanks · 11-30-2003, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Female

In the future, just reply with:

"Hoe, I ain't yo baby daddy!"

Then when she brings on you Maury Povich and gets all embarrassed when the 9 guys who got the DNA test aren't the father, you can post the link to the MPEG here

Hahaha i said that the majority of the time to them all. The first big scare i was only 17 and boy did it make me sit down and think. Turns out the hoe was sleeping around that the lil fella was some other assholes (thank god).

Furious_Female · 11-30-2003, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swank

Hahaha i said that the majority of the time to them all. The first big scare i was only 17 and boy did it make me sit down and think. Turns out the hoe was sleeping around that the lil fella was some other assholes (thank god).

geez I can't stand girls that play with guy's heads like that... try to pass one kid off as someone else's. Wrong wrong wrong

Good thing ya found out though

VirtuMike · 11-30-2003, 05:15 PM

Bitches man bitches.

IntenseCash · 11-30-2003, 05:57 PM

I agree its 100 times better without the condom! Hald the time I dont use the condom and just be sure I pullout everytime and my gf is on the pill. I know my precum has a almost nill sperm count. I still use condoms 50% of the time. Can never be too safe. I am in a serious relationship but dont want any little kids yet.

Its too bad I cant just tell my body to not make sperm... if only it were that easy. we would have fewer ignorate and stupid people in this world. hehe

SleazyDream · 11-30-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
So what you brilliant psychologists are saying is that:

When I say "I'd hit it" - I really mean "I want to knock that bitch up"?

What if I were really saying "I want to make her REALLY regret all that tequila" or "I just want to drop a load on her face" or "I can't WAIT to tell everyone I nailed a supermodel"?

now this got me thinking again . there are some women psychologically I just wana fuck and I think I STILL WANT to have a condom on with, and some that I wana fuck and I wana get pregnant.

something about dropping my seed in the wrong person and having that person bear my child STILL gives me the willies....

VirtuMike · 11-30-2003, 06:53 PM

That's why I aim for the ceiling.

username · 11-30-2003, 08:15 PM

we're all getting old.

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sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	Sleazy, Interesting thought to share with all of us....thank you It's nice to see that women aren't the only ones that get leveled with the 'biological clock' bit alone. But, maybe it isn't entirely a biological process. During most of my 20s I honestly thought that I never really wanted to have kids -- hence the dual-use for condoms. But, the closer I got to my 30s the more I realized that much of my desire to delay having kids was based on a lot of pragmatic issues -- things like having a child with someone out of love and want....and not need; being financially stable enough to support my child even if it was on my own; and having enough of my own shit together, in terms of personal and intellectual development, that I could give my child the happiest, healthiest mom possible. The more those things solidify for me...the more 'ready', at least mentally, I become with the whole idea. __________________ ICQ: 114549321

11-29-2003, 12:55 PM	#56
StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	BVF, I like the "subconsiously trying to get the girl pregnant" thread of thinking. I was reading up on legal prostitution, basically the guy was saying how to make sure the girls have a good time, so he gets more out of his session. The phrase that he used most of the time was "I want you to have my children" and claimed that the sex was always better because of it. Im sorta seeing a guy thats at the stage that he hates condoms, and he wants kids. Guess I need to get back on birth control.

11-29-2003, 01:08 PM	#57
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11-29-2003, 01:24 PM	#59
PeerPatrick Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: www Posts: 444	Yeah Sleazy, condoms suck but the alternative is...wearing one of those paper hats from Johnny Rockets; a sure way to not score I've found. Apparently LA women don't like a dude in uniform. WTF? __________________ PeerPatrick ICQ#150599121 www.buydrm.com

11-29-2003, 01:40 PM	#61
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11-29-2003, 01:49 PM	#63
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	well i wont be getting anyone pregnant, unless there is some miracle, but condoms are a must for me these days. altho ill admit if i KNOW the guy is a total virgin and/or clean ill go without. sigh __________________ the revolution is coming.

11-29-2003, 01:57 PM	#64
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	Whether people are single or married, long term relationship or not, if both people having sex aren't ready for children or don't want them period, use all the contraceptives you can. The last thing the world needs is more kids growing up with resentful parents or missing one of their parents. If you are ready for kids emotionally and financially, do whatever you please... but do the world a favor and don't get into anything you aren't 110% committed to I think women and men both have pre-middle age crisis anxiety in their 30s. They are still young enough to have time, but see their 40s right down the road. By the time people are in their mid to late 30s, they start feeling the pressure to settle down in their lives. The truth is though, some people just aren't meant to be in a monogamous relationship and/or reproduce. Somewhere along the line, some people came to the conclusion that it was their obligation to bring more kids into this world. Not true at all. Some people just wouldn't make good parents and there's nothing wrong with that. I used to want to get married and have kids by my mid 20s. That's how I was raised to believe what is normal. But now that I'm 23, I don't know if I'll even get married, much less have kids. Maybe I'll feel differently in my 30s, but the most important thing is to be content with your life either way... after that, any relationship or child could only enhance what's already great __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue Last edited by Furious_Female; 11-29-2003 at 01:59 PM..

11-30-2003, 01:58 AM	#71
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11-30-2003, 04:28 AM	#72
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	So what you brilliant psychologists are saying is that: When I say "I'd hit it" - I really mean "I want to knock that bitch up"? What if I were really saying "I want to make her REALLY regret all that tequila" or "I just want to drop a load on her face" or "I can't WAIT to tell everyone I nailed a supermodel"? __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

11-30-2003, 04:57 AM	#73
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11-30-2003, 05:13 AM	#75
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11-30-2003, 05:40 AM	#76
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	A Man Calls Work And Says, "Boss, I Can't Come Work Today, I Am Very Sick. I Got Headache, Stomach Ache And My Legs Hurt Like Hell."<br>The Boss Says, "But I Really Need You Today! When I Feel Like This I Go To My Wife And Tell Her To Give Me Sex. That Makes Me Feel Better And I Can Go To Work. You Should Try That."<br>Two Hours Later The Man Calls Again, And Happily Says, "Boss, I Did What You Said And I Feel Great. I Will Be At Work Soon. You Got Nice House."

11-30-2003, 05:41 AM	#77
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11-30-2003, 05:43 AM	#78
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Two Brothers Enlisting In The Army Were Getting Their Physicals. During The Inspection, The Doctor Was Surprised To Discover That Both Of Them Possessed Incredibly Long, Oversized Penises. "How Do You Account For This?" He Asked The Brothers.<br>"It's Hereditary, Sir," The Older One Replied.<br>"I See," Said The Doctor, Writing In His File. "Your Father's The Reason For Your Elongated Penises?"<br>"No Sir, Our Mother."<br>"Your Mother? You Idiot, Women Don't Have Penises!"<br>"I Know, Sir," Replied The Recruit, "but She Only Had One Arm, And When It Came To Getting Us Out Of The Bathtub, She Had To Manage As Best As She Could."

11-30-2003, 05:58 AM	#79
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Heheheheheheh.

11-30-2003, 05:59 AM	#80
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11-30-2003, 06:21 AM	#82
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Rofl.

11-30-2003, 08:06 AM	#83
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Forget About It, Cocksmoker.

11-30-2003, 08:41 AM	#85
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Somebody Shoot This Idiot...

11-30-2003, 08:50 AM	#87
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	Assmonkey...

11-30-2003, 09:20 AM	#88
Tobcisab So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 696	So Fucking What? Slut!!!

11-30-2003, 05:15 PM	#93
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11-30-2003, 05:57 PM	#94
IntenseCash Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,421	I agree its 100 times better without the condom! Hald the time I dont use the condom and just be sure I pullout everytime and my gf is on the pill. I know my precum has a almost nill sperm count. I still use condoms 50% of the time. Can never be too safe. I am in a serious relationship but dont want any little kids yet. Its too bad I cant just tell my body to not make sperm... if only it were that easy. we would have fewer ignorate and stupid people in this world. hehe __________________ IntenseCash.com ~ Chuck \| ICQ: 444887112 Top converting sites: BrokeStraightBoys.com, CollegeDudes.com & CollegeBoyPhysicals.com

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11-30-2003, 08:15 PM	#97
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