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Old 11-28-2003, 12:08 PM   #1
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Examples of real 999 (911) calls (stupid/useless calls) in the UK

Communications operator: "Hello police"

Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."

Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."



There a few money funnier ones at http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk..._999_calls.asp
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Old 11-28-2003, 12:10 PM   #2
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I dunno... I'd call that an emergency...
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Old 11-28-2003, 12:11 PM   #3
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He's lucky, at least he got the bitch to decorate...
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