Examples of real 999 (911) calls (stupid/useless calls) in the UK
 

Communications operator: "Hello police"

Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...."

Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat."



There a few money funnier ones at http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk..._999_calls.asp :)

I dunno... I'd call that an emergency... :1orglaugh

He's lucky, at least he got the bitch to decorate...