![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 5,599
|
Examples of real 999 (911) calls (stupid/useless calls) in the UK
Communications operator: "Hello police"
Caller: "My wife's left me two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night... and I'm a sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating. She won't put any food on or anything for anybody, I don't know what...." Communications operator: "I'm sorry but I really can't take this. It's not an emergency because your wife won't give you anything to eat." There a few money funnier ones at http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk..._999_calls.asp ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
OG
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: 3rd from the Sun
Posts: 13,233
|
I dunno... I'd call that an emergency...
![]()
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
He's lucky, at least he got the bitch to decorate...
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |