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![]() FuckingNewbie (4:53 PM) :
zup ? FuckingNewbie (4:55 PM) : helllooouu ?? =) Oracle (4:57 PM) : shut up Oracle (4:57 PM) : how much bw do you need? Oracle (4:57 PM) : talk quick im a busy guy FuckingNewbie (4:57 PM) : How much what do I need ?? Oracle (4:57 PM) : band width FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) : How much you have ? Oracle (4:58 PM) : i have a lot... but i pay for it FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) : 256 kb.. is enough i guess.. Oracle (4:58 PM) : wtf!? Oracle (4:58 PM) : do you know wtf is bw? FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) : for traffic ? Oracle (4:58 PM) : YES! Oracle (4:59 PM) : moron...let me explain this shit to you nebiew Oracle (4:59 PM) : newbie* Oracle (4:59 PM) : anyway Oracle (4:59 PM) : every person that enter your site load for example 5k right? FuckingNewbie (4:59 PM) : nu Oracle (4:59 PM) : so if you get 100 hits to your site in a month Oracle (4:59 PM) : you spend 500k bw a month Oracle (5:00 PM) : understand?! FuckingNewbie (5:00 PM) : yes... Oracle (5:00 PM) : good Oracle (5:00 PM) : so how much bw do you need?! Oracle (5:01 PM) : what are you going to host on the site? videos? zips? whatever? what size? FuckingNewbie (5:02 PM) : Pictures of site is about 150 k ... no zips... no videos... just info... Oracle (5:03 PM) : alright ill host you 1 month for free... ill see how much you use Oracle (5:03 PM) : do you know whats dns? FuckingNewbie (5:04 PM) : yes Oracle (5:04 PM) : good whats your domain? FuckingNewbie (5:04 PM) : Haven't bought it yet... Oracle (5:04 PM) : well do it quick FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) : i'll do redirect i guess... FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) : so you can give me your IP Oracle (5:05 PM) : ARGHHHHHHHHHH newbieeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz Oracle (5:05 PM) : i thought you knew what was DNS?!#!@@#! FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) : what's your problem man ??? Oracle (5:06 PM) : where are you going to buy the domain? FuckingNewbie (5:06 PM) : Domain Name server... ok ? Oracle (5:06 PM) : i dont care about the name... i dont know the full name... i know what it does |
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sorry, just wanted some free hosting...
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lol your support is great
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what does 'bw' mean in your post ?
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fuck me your a nice person............NOT!
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Damn, give him a chance dude
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ROFLMAO
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So you're saying that 256 kb of bw isn't enough?
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maybe he wanted 256kbps?
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I guess hes just poor at english...
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ah the days when oracle didnt even know what a url was.
Im busy person to but Im not going to be an asshole because I am. Never forget where you came from buddy, we all were newbies at one time even you oracle. |
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you arrogant son of a bitch
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Someone has toooo much time on their hands.
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Oracle is such a good mentor to newbies.
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Oracle is a newbie shitslinger himself who wants to appear as a bigshot bashing newbies on a large webmaster forum, in order to deperately appeal to the elite.
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Could someone please tell me what bandwidth is?
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'customer service' at it's best
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Good lord. Do some fucking research before you decide to buy something. Just wait for the help he's going to need installing that message board. Run!
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I'm looking for new host, can I have a month free?
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