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Old 11-26-2003, 03:08 PM   #1
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:mad Damn NEWBIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FuckingNewbie (4:53 PM) :
zup ?
FuckingNewbie (4:55 PM) :
helllooouu ?? =)
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
shut up
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
how much bw do you need?
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
talk quick im a busy guy
FuckingNewbie (4:57 PM) :
How much what do I need ??
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
band width
FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) :
How much you have ?
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
i have a lot...
but i pay for it
FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) :
256 kb.. is enough i guess..
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
wtf!?
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
do you know wtf is bw?
FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) :
for traffic ?
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
YES!
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
moron...let me explain this shit to you nebiew
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
newbie*
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
anyway
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
every person that enter your site load for example 5k right?
FuckingNewbie (4:59 PM) :
nu
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
so if you get 100 hits to your site in a month
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
you spend 500k bw a month
Oracle (5:00 PM) :
understand?!
FuckingNewbie (5:00 PM) :
yes...
Oracle (5:00 PM) :
good
Oracle (5:00 PM) :
so how much bw do you need?!
Oracle (5:01 PM) :
what are you going to host on the site?
videos?
zips?
whatever?
what size?
FuckingNewbie (5:02 PM) :
Pictures of site is about 150 k ...
no zips... no videos...
just info...
Oracle (5:03 PM) :
alright ill host you 1 month for free... ill see how much you use
Oracle (5:03 PM) :
do you know whats dns?
FuckingNewbie (5:04 PM) :
yes
Oracle (5:04 PM) :
good
whats your domain?
FuckingNewbie (5:04 PM) :
Haven't bought it yet...
Oracle (5:04 PM) :
well do it quick
FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) :
i'll do redirect i guess...

FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) :
so you can give me your IP
Oracle (5:05 PM) :
ARGHHHHHHHHHH newbieeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
Oracle (5:05 PM) :
i thought you knew what was DNS?!#!@@#!
FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) :
what's your problem man ???
Oracle (5:06 PM) :
where are you going to buy the domain?
FuckingNewbie (5:06 PM) :
Domain Name server... ok ?
Oracle (5:06 PM) :
i dont care about the name...
i dont know the full name...
i know what it does
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:15 PM   #2
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sorry, just wanted some free hosting...
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:15 PM   #3
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lol your support is great

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Old 11-26-2003, 03:16 PM   #4
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lol your support is great

for something free its great
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:18 PM   #5
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what does 'bw' mean in your post ?
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:22 PM   #6
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fuck me your a nice person............NOT!
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:23 PM   #7
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what does 'bw' mean in your post ?

That Stands for the black and the white
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:24 PM   #8
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:25 PM   #9
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Damn, give him a chance dude
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:27 PM   #10
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:29 PM   #11
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So you're saying that 256 kb of bw isn't enough?
Damn, I can't aford more than that.
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:33 PM   #12
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:34 PM   #13
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maybe he wanted 256kbps?
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Old 11-26-2003, 03:37 PM   #14
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So you're saying that 256 kb of bw isn't enough?
Damn, I can't aford more than that.
That's about all I do!

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Old 11-26-2003, 03:42 PM   #15
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maybe he wanted 256kbps?

he later asked me for mysql, php and perl because he wants to put a board on his site too...
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. I remember when I didnt know what the hell bandwidth was either ..
I remember those days, too...I was such a fucking newbie....
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Old 11-26-2003, 04:46 PM   #17
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Old 11-26-2003, 04:56 PM   #18
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ah the days when oracle didnt even know what a url was.
Im busy person to but Im not going to be an asshole because I am.
Never forget where you came from buddy,
we all were newbies at one time even you oracle.
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:20 PM   #19
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:36 PM   #20
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:39 PM   #21
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:51 PM   #22
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fuck off moron.
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ah the days when oracle didnt even know what a url was.
Im busy person to but Im not going to be an asshole because I am.
Never forget where you came from buddy,
we all were newbies at one time even you oracle.
When I bought hosting I knew what bw was...
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fuck off moron.
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:55 PM   #25
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Old 11-26-2003, 05:58 PM   #27
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Old 11-26-2003, 07:13 PM   #28
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Good lord. Do some fucking research before you decide to buy something. Just wait for the help he's going to need installing that message board. Run!
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Old 11-26-2003, 07:22 PM   #29
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I'm looking for new host, can I have a month free?
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