Damn NEWBIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 

FuckingNewbie (4:53 PM) :
zup ?
FuckingNewbie (4:55 PM) :
helllooouu ?? =)
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
shut up
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
how much bw do you need?
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
talk quick im a busy guy
FuckingNewbie (4:57 PM) :
How much what do I need ??
Oracle (4:57 PM) :
band width
FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) :
How much you have ?
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
i have a lot...
but i pay for it
FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) :
256 kb.. is enough i guess..
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
wtf!?
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
do you know wtf is bw?
FuckingNewbie (4:58 PM) :
for traffic ?
Oracle (4:58 PM) :
YES!
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
moron...let me explain this shit to you nebiew
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
newbie*
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
anyway
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
every person that enter your site load for example 5k right?
FuckingNewbie (4:59 PM) :
nu
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
so if you get 100 hits to your site in a month
Oracle (4:59 PM) :
you spend 500k bw a month
Oracle (5:00 PM) :
understand?!
FuckingNewbie (5:00 PM) :
yes...
Oracle (5:00 PM) :
good
Oracle (5:00 PM) :
so how much bw do you need?!
Oracle (5:01 PM) :
what are you going to host on the site?
videos?
zips?
whatever?
what size?
FuckingNewbie (5:02 PM) :
Pictures of site is about 150 k ...
no zips... no videos...
just info...
Oracle (5:03 PM) :
alright ill host you 1 month for free... ill see how much you use
Oracle (5:03 PM) :
do you know whats dns?
FuckingNewbie (5:04 PM) :
yes
Oracle (5:04 PM) :
good
whats your domain?
FuckingNewbie (5:04 PM) :
Haven't bought it yet...
Oracle (5:04 PM) :
well do it quick
FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) :
i'll do redirect i guess...

FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) :
so you can give me your IP
Oracle (5:05 PM) :
ARGHHHHHHHHHH newbieeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
Oracle (5:05 PM) :
i thought you knew what was DNS?!#!@@#!
FuckingNewbie (5:05 PM) :
what's your problem man ???
Oracle (5:06 PM) :
where are you going to buy the domain?
FuckingNewbie (5:06 PM) :
Domain Name server... ok ?
Oracle (5:06 PM) :
i dont care about the name...
i dont know the full name...
i know what it does

sorry, just wanted some free hosting...

lol your support is great :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

for something free its great

what does 'bw' mean in your post ?

fuck me your a nice person............NOT!

That Stands for the black and the white

:1orglaugh

Damn, give him a chance dude :1orglaugh

ROFLMAO :1orglaugh

So you're saying that 256 kb of bw isn't enough? :(
Damn, I can't aford more than that. http://www.need4freeporn.com/1bawl.gif

:glugglug

maybe he wanted 256kbps?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's about all I do!

jDoG

:1orglaugh
he later asked me for mysql, php and perl because he wants to put a board on his site too...
lamer

I remember those days, too...I was such a fucking newbie....

I guess hes just poor at english...

ah the days when oracle didnt even know what a url was.
Im busy person to but Im not going to be an asshole because I am.
Never forget where you came from buddy,
we all were newbies at one time even you oracle.

you arrogant son of a bitch

Someone has toooo much time on their hands. :glugglug

Oracle is such a good mentor to newbies. :thumbsup

Oracle is a newbie shitslinger himself who wants to appear as a bigshot bashing newbies on a large webmaster forum, in order to deperately appeal to the elite.

fuck off moron.

When I bought hosting I knew what bw was...

thanks bro... I love you too

Could someone please tell me what bandwidth is?

'customer service' at it's best :1orglaugh

Good lord. Do some fucking research before you decide to buy something. Just wait for the help he's going to need installing that message board. Run!

I'm looking for new host, can I have a month free?