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Jon Levi · 11-26-2003, 08:23 PM

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Ic3m4nZ · 11-26-2003, 08:24 PM

51 amputated turkeys

Holly · 11-26-2003, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
i'm sorry i meant to say what did you use for your marinade

Sorry. Guess I should have known that.

It really depends on what you/your family likes. Fried turkey is traditionally a Southern thing and it's done a lot of the time with creole seasonings and a lot of cayenne, but I have a grandfather who can't tolerate spicy stuff, so I do something mild. Tonight I used:

2 tbsp worcestershire sauce
1 bottle of beer
1/4 cup apple cider
3/4 cup honey
2 1/2 tbsp sweet paprika
2 tbsp garlic powder
1 tbsp salt
1 tbsp allspice
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp onion powder

Another easy one is just plain italian dressing. That's pretty good, too.

angeleyes · 11-26-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Furious_Female

You can have my family

Pass me their number furious......I miss cooking for large groups

BradShaw · 11-26-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
and how long do those things take? Half hour or so?

It is a white trash thing, they used to do it in the trailer parks in oklahoma when I was in school there. So in other words, go to walmart and buy your fryer. I believe wal mart gives discounts if you have multiple tattoos.

Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2003, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw

It is a white trash thing, they used to do it in the trailer parks in oklahoma when I was in school there.

I always knew you came from the trailer.

MandyBlake · 11-26-2003, 09:07 PM

We're having a cajun deep fried turkey made for us at Copeland's. No potential mess that way.
We've never had it, so it will be interesting.

Holly · 11-26-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
It is a white trash thing, they used to do it in the trailer parks in oklahoma when I was in school there. So in other words, go to walmart and buy your fryer. I believe wal mart gives discounts if you have multiple tattoos.

They will also let you pay for your peanut oil with food stamps, fyi. That's why I bought the super sized jug.

Holly · 11-26-2003, 09:20 PM

Shit.

I can't believe I just wasted my 1000th post on fried turkeys and BradShaw.

Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2003, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Shit.

I can't believe I just wasted my 1000th post on fried turkeys and BradShaw.

yeah... kind of a let down... but hey, congrats anyway.

Now go set your custom title.

Rocky · 11-26-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
another option that alot of people are doing here is the Imu kalua turkey... cooked in the ground like the kalua pig.

I bet that's delicious as hell, but prolly takes all damn day just like the pig.

in Oahu my grandparents used to cook the pig and turkey in the ground, the meat is so fuckin' tender

they used some leaves, volcanic rock and....well the rest is a bit hazy....too much pakalolo

Raven · 11-26-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
and how long do those things take? Half hour or so?

I've seen Emeril do it...it looks fabulous.

BradShaw · 11-26-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Shit.

I can't believe I just wasted my 1000th post on fried turkeys and BradShaw.

Highlight of your life, want a tshirt? It is all downhill from here.

Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky

in Oahu my grandparents used to cook the pig and turkey in the ground, the meat is so fuckin' tender

they used some leaves, volcanic rock and....well the rest is a bit hazy....too much pakalolo

think I'm gonna try the imu kalua turkey next year... or maybe I should do it for Christmas... if it's half as good as kalua pig, it'll be awesome.

Mr. Porno King · 11-26-2003, 10:23 PM

Here's a video... how to correctly deep fry a turkey:

http://www.ul.com/turkeyfryers/fryer.mpg

quiet · 11-26-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Shit.

I can't believe I just wasted my 1000th post on fried turkeys and BradShaw.

congrats

SilverTab · 11-26-2003, 10:27 PM

Holy shit...this thread almost makes me want to deep fry a turkey right fucking now! ...only 30 minutes or so... and i'm damn hungry...interesting...!

brand0n · 11-26-2003, 10:41 PM

ill be deepfryin atleast 4 turkeys tomorrow

psyko514 · 11-26-2003, 10:49 PM

only an American would deep fry a turkey for thanksgiving...

Pornwolf · 11-26-2003, 10:56 PM

Deep frying tastes unbelieveable. There is no better way to prepare a turkey. I had one for the first time a few years ago and I haven't looked back since. I usually pre-order mine for the day before but I didn't get my order in time this year. Damn.

Holly · 11-26-2003, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
Highlight of your life, want a tshirt?

Yes. I'd like it to say this, please:

Front: I care what BradShaw thinks.
Back: Really. I do.

Thanks

Holly · 11-26-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Raven

I've seen Emeril do it...it looks fabulous.

That's who most of my marinade recipe came from. I left out some things, but it's a knock off of one he does.

Raven · 11-26-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
That's who most of my marinade recipe came from. I left out some things, but it's a knock off of one he does.

Is the fryer thingy expensive?

Holly · 11-26-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Raven
Is the fryer thingy expensive?

No, not at all. I think I paid $39.99 for mine, a couple of years ago. The peanut oil is kind of expensive, but you can strain it and keep it in a cool place and do about 5 turkeys with it. You can use canola too, but you have to really watch the temp. and it doesn't taste as good to me.

Here's two:

$37.00

$48.72 and it does shrimp, too

I've also heard they offer discounts to some people.

Raven · 11-27-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
No, not at all. I think I paid $39.99 for mine, a couple of years ago. The peanut oil is kind of expensive, but you can strain it and keep it in a cool place and do about 5 turkeys with it. You can use canola too, but you have to really watch the temp. and it doesn't taste as good to me.

Here's two:

$37.00

$48.72 and it does shrimp, too

I've also heard they offer discounts to some people.

Thanks, Holly...

I'll check it out for next year....

Happy Thanksgiving!

dirtyone · 11-27-2003, 12:03 AM

didn't read the bullshit... did 7 tonight and 10 tomorrow

3 1/2 min per lbs... 350 degrees

dirtyone · 11-27-2003, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw

It is a white trash thing, they used to do it in the trailer parks in oklahoma when I was in school there. So in other words, go to walmart and buy your fryer. I believe wal mart gives discounts if you have multiple tattoos.

Typical... Knocking something you have never tired.

Knock off the attitude and you might like it or are you renting to own your thanksgicing dinner like the Fierro?

MissEve · 11-27-2003, 12:18 AM

Deep fried turkeys are awesome but Im trying something different. I deboned the entire turkey tonight and Im going to stuff it and roll it up. Like this but with different stuffing
http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jh...t&id=tvs4859ab

11-26-2003, 09:07 PM	#57
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11-26-2003, 09:20 PM	#59
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11-26-2003, 10:23 PM	#65
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11-26-2003, 10:27 PM	#67
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11-26-2003, 10:56 PM	#70
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Deep frying tastes unbelieveable. There is no better way to prepare a turkey. I had one for the first time a few years ago and I haven't looked back since. I usually pre-order mine for the day before but I didn't get my order in time this year. Damn. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

11-27-2003, 12:03 AM	#76
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	didn't read the bullshit... did 7 tonight and 10 tomorrow 3 1/2 min per lbs... 350 degrees

11-27-2003, 12:18 AM	#78
MissEve Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 583	Deep fried turkeys are awesome but Im trying something different. I deboned the entire turkey tonight and Im going to stuff it and roll it up. Like this but with different stuffing http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jh...t&id=tvs4859ab