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Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 06:33 PM

Anyone deep frying a turkey?
 
and how long do those things take? Half hour or so?

X37375787 11-26-2003 06:34 PM

our 22lbs turkey will take 6 hours @ 325 degrees.

DatingGold 11-26-2003 06:35 PM

doing a ten pound.. says 35 minutes

6 hours if a really long time to deep fry a turkey.. you sure?

Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
our 22lbs turkey will take 6 hours @ 325 degrees.
deep fryer... deep fryer.... not oven.... deep fryer

doober 11-26-2003 06:35 PM

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Anyone deep frying a turkey?
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thats fucking insane!

:1orglaugh

SR 11-26-2003 06:35 PM

http://www.tznet.com/lwittman/turkey.html

Enjoy.

X37375787 11-26-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


deep fryer... deep fryer.... not oven.... deep fryer


Yeah oops, sorry - didn't catch that. I dunno, maybe half an hour...

X37375787 11-26-2003 06:36 PM

second thought tells me it's pretty stupid to fry a turkey. wtf? :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SR
http://www.tznet.com/lwittman/turkey.html

Enjoy.

ahhh good stuff. thanks... that's what I was looking for... looks like about 3 1/2 minutes per pound. :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 11-26-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


deep fryer... deep fryer.... not oven.... deep fryer

:1orglaugh

quiet 11-26-2003 06:39 PM

hmm, i wouldn't have thought a turkey could be cooked all the way through with a deep fryer.

neat.

X37375787 11-26-2003 06:39 PM

Almost looks like these guys handle some elements from a nuclear reactor...

http://www.tznet.com/lwittman/turkey5.jpg

DatingGold 11-26-2003 06:40 PM

this will be my first year doing it.. wish me luck..

doober 11-26-2003 06:40 PM

deep fried shit screams heart attacks but that actually almost looks good lol

Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatingGold
this will be my first year doing it.. wish me luck..
good luck! I wanted to do it last year but got too busy to mess with the whole thanksgiving thing at all... supposed to be really fricken tasty!

Sly_RJ 11-26-2003 06:42 PM

I haven't had it yet, last year was the first I ever heard of it. We had street vendors with fried turkey. Haha.

Monique Niccole 11-26-2003 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
second thought tells me it's pretty stupid to fry a turkey. wtf? :1orglaugh
You would think that until you taste it. It's really kicks ass. Yeah, probably pretty bad for your heart...but who cares. I usually hate turkey. But this way its actually good. :thumbsup

Pete 11-26-2003 06:44 PM

Takes about 8 beers, then its done. :glugglug

brizzad 11-26-2003 06:45 PM

half hour sounds right to me..

we usually deep fry about 5 turkeys each thanksgiving, (were not fat, we just have a biiig family) .. you've never experienced thanksgiving until you've had a louisiana redneck deep fried turkey..

that's about all my redneck uncles are good for... cooking

MrMonkeyFingers 11-26-2003 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatingGold
this will be my first year doing it.. wish me luck..

I'm bringing the video camera for this one!

GapingWound 11-26-2003 06:50 PM

Fried turkey isn't any worse for you than baked turkey, if you use a good light vegetable oil.
"tasty" is a bit of an understatement as well.
Last year our 22 pounder took about 70 mins, but I started it a bit too early.
My Mom got me hooked on that shit, she started frying her Thanksgiving turkeys about 6 years ago, and when I moved away, Thanksgiving wasn't the same without a fried turkey :)

angeleyes 11-26-2003 07:07 PM

I have the "Hungry Man Frozen Turkey Dinner" going on...:321GFY


I wasn't able to get home to see my family this year.

R J 11-26-2003 07:20 PM

3-4 minutes a pound, make sure you pre-measure the oil! Can you say Grease Fire!

Gemini 11-26-2003 07:29 PM

The oil is only on the outside of the turkey anyhow... so it isn't even as bad as a big mac. ;-)

I wanted to get the hubby a cooker this year and he didn't want anything to do with it. lol We have a Kroger's special dinner... heat and eat.

MadCap 11-26-2003 07:31 PM

Man I have deep fried mine for the last 3 years and I will never go back to the old way there is no comparing the 2 as far as taste and moistness (if thats a word). I go between 2 1/2 to 3 minutes per pound. but do remember not to add too much oil (good point rj)cause when it flows over the pot and and hits that fire youre looking at a backyard bomb.

JDog 11-26-2003 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


good luck! I wanted to do it last year but got too busy to mess with the whole thanksgiving thing at all... supposed to be really fricken tasty!

Yea, I've heard the same. Their suppose to be really fucking good! Maybe I'll do one next year!

jDoG

JDog 11-26-2003 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by R J
3-4 minutes a pound, make sure you pre-measure the oil! Can you say Grease Fire!
I love fires tho, hmm, maybe that's the thing I should do! :Graucho

jDoG

SoundMan 11-26-2003 07:41 PM

Just Be Carefull:

We had 3 homes in the midwest catch on fire last year due to those turkey fryers Exploding!

Tip : Do not use a frozen turkey in the fryer,. that was the main cause of explosions.

Also keep that fryer Far from your property!

Have a Hose Near by! to extinguish all flames...

Hope that helps.....

SpaceAce 11-26-2003 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Tip : Do not use a frozen turkey in the fryer,. that was the main cause of explosions.

Hahaha! Have you ever thrown a piece of ice in a deep fryer? What kind of IDIOT would put an entire frozen TURKEY in one?

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Have a Hose Near by! to extinguish all flames...

Double haha. Water is NOT the cure to oil and grease fires.

SpaceAce

- AFN - 11-26-2003 07:44 PM

Deep frying may cause health problems.

Try turbo broiling the turkey. If you get a large enough unit, the turkey would fit and you would not have any cholesterol issues to worry about.

pornguy 11-26-2003 07:47 PM

We are doing ours that way also this year. We have not done it before, but have heard great things. Most of the time we do them on a smoker, but that takes a long time. Usually 16 hours. And you have to stay with it the entire time. And you smell like smoke when you are finished, but DAMN what a taste!!!

cold_ice 11-26-2003 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by R J
3-4 minutes a pound, make sure you pre-measure the oil! Can you say Grease Fire!
Yes first thing you should do is measure to see how much oil you will need. I have done it three times and each time it was fucking the bomb:thumbsup

Krome 11-26-2003 07:48 PM

nope not deep frying yet the fucker is still running around the garden....brb

B_Maverick 11-26-2003 07:51 PM

Deep fried turkey's are awesome. My family's been doing it for about 10 years. An awesome flavor enhancer is to inject the meat with marinade before deep frying. (There are special injectors for this purpose, that look like huge syringes).

10lbs is about all you want...any bigger and it doesn't cook properly. Half hour is about right.

Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 07:52 PM

another option that alot of people are doing here is the Imu kalua turkey... cooked in the ground like the kalua pig.

I bet that's delicious as hell, but prolly takes all damn day just like the pig.

B_Maverick 11-26-2003 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Just Be Carefull:

We had 3 homes in the midwest catch on fire last year due to those turkey fryers Exploding!

Tip : Do not use a frozen turkey in the fryer,. that was the main cause of explosions.

Also keep that fryer Far from your property!

Have a Hose Near by! to extinguish all flames...

Hope that helps.....

Dousing a grease/oil fire with water is the absolute worst thing you can do. A can of Haylon is much safer....and won't make a mess like CO2

69pornlinks 11-26-2003 07:54 PM

once you have it you'll never wnat a oven bnaked turkey again, health wise you're using peanut oil and shoot it up with itilain dressing

Furious_Female 11-26-2003 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
I have the "Hungry Man Frozen Turkey Dinner" going on...:321GFY


I wasn't able to get home to see my family this year.

You can have my family :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

cold_ice 11-26-2003 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
another option that alot of people are doing here is the Imu kalua turkey... cooked in the ground like the kalua pig.

I bet that's delicious as hell, but prolly takes all damn day just like the pig.

I have deep-pitted a turkey and it comes out tasting really good. The meat stays really juicy and just falls of the bone. But it don't look to good at the center of the dinner table cuz the meat just falls apart.

Holly 11-26-2003 07:59 PM

Holy shit. Can't believe this is the first thread I see. :1orglaugh

I've been getting everything set up, all evening. Got my turkey washed and already injected some marinade to set overnight. Measured my water to see how much oil I would need. Got everything set up outside and ready to go. Then it happened.

Dropped a 3 gallon jug of peanut oil on my kitchen floor, knocked a hole in the side of it, it spilled everywhere, and I then proceeded to cuss anything and everything in the house. :( What a nightmare of a mess.

I even had to throw some clothes back on and go to the grocery store and get more oil. I *thought* $10 a gallon was expensive at Sam's. It was more than that at the market. :BangBang:

I do 3 1/2 mins per pound, btw. And I use a 14-15 lb turkey, and it's always delicious.

69pornlinks 11-26-2003 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
what you shoot it up with?

JFK 11-26-2003 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober
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Anyone deep frying a turkey?
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thats fucking insane!

:1orglaugh

No its NOT , I just bought a little gas stove just for that purpose. I heard about it here last year, been dying to try it ever since:thumbsup

BrentD 11-26-2003 08:02 PM

Couple of questions:

1). Can you drop a turkey in frozen or do you have to thaw it first? (When I worked at KFC many many many moons as a teenager we dropped frozen chicken in the deep fryer is why I ask).

2). Is fried turkey still good for having turkey and mayo sandwhiches?

R J 11-26-2003 08:04 PM

peanut oil...that was the ticket!

Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

I have deep-pitted a turkey and it comes out tasting really good. The meat stays really juicy and just falls of the bone. But it don't look to good at the center of the dinner table cuz the meat just falls apart.

that's the best though.... all shredded and juicy! :thumbsup

Holly 11-26-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks


what you shoot it up with?

It's a big plastic syringe. It came with my fryer, but I think you can buy them anywhere. I inject it just under the skin in a few places. If you want your marinade flavor to be stronger, then also inject it straight into the turkey at each spot you put it under the skin. Turn the syringe and shoot it into the turkey in four or five different directions.

69pornlinks 11-26-2003 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
It's a big plastic syringe. It came with my fryer, but I think you can buy them anywhere. I inject it just under the skin in a few places. If you want your marinade flavor to be stronger, then also inject it straight into the turkey at each spot you put it under the skin. Turn the syringe and shoot it into the turkey in four or five different directions.

i'm sorry i meant to say what did you use for your marinade
:glugglug

Holly 11-26-2003 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by R J
peanut oil...that was the ticket!
Definitely. The flavor is better, but peanut oil has one of the highest smoke points, so you can keep the oil hot enough to fully cook the turkey. And for whoever was asking- NO you can't put it in frozen! It has to be completely thawed. And fried turkey is even better on sandwiches, to me. The meat will melt in your mouth, it's so juicy and tender.

Amputate Your Head 11-26-2003 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks



i'm sorry i meant to say what did you use for your marinade
:glugglug

lol

Gemini 11-26-2003 08:23 PM

Home Depot sells peanut oil in the big boxes too. :winkwink: Probably any home center that sells the cooker would have the oil and gear to work on it with.


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