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lynch1000s · 11-24-2003, 08:06 PM

http://www.nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

- Jesus Christ - · 11-24-2003, 08:07 PM

im about a 3/135

RRRED · 11-24-2003, 08:09 PM

It's all simple... why don't those bastards get it!

StuartD · 11-24-2003, 08:10 PM

Why do they always say "good" sense of humour? Isn't just having a sense of humour good enough for these women?

Anyway, it's funny how handsome and muscular is WAY up above sensitive, affectionate, gives her lots of attention and all that other stuff.

tonkagunner · 11-24-2003, 08:10 PM

tiny weiner

CDSmith · 11-24-2003, 08:12 PM

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Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she has vagina.

Spunky · 11-24-2003, 08:14 PM

Load of crap. money and security..

ratemysize · 11-24-2003, 08:15 PM

Im thinkin im a .5/135!

StuartD · 11-24-2003, 08:15 PM

#107 Not in trouble with the law
#108 Isn't a goody-goody

#96 Ignores my imperfections
#104 *Doesn't lie*

This girl can't make up her mind.

nofx · 11-24-2003, 08:15 PM

25. Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
58. Doesn't smoke
59. Occasionally drinks

guess I am not the perfect man

mikeeee · 11-24-2003, 08:17 PM

I wish I could pretend to be all that and meet that broad so I can seal her eyes shut with my cum and walk away before she can open them. That might give her a bit of reality.

InsaneGreen · 11-24-2003, 08:18 PM

that is one picky bitch

Phoenix · 11-24-2003, 08:19 PM

damn i'll have to start working on these things

StuartD · 11-24-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneGreen
that is one picky bitch

She'll never be truly happy either... guaranteed.

Head · 11-24-2003, 08:19 PM

Sailboat (it works for me!)

tonkagunner · 11-24-2003, 08:21 PM

yes, I second that.. tiny weiner

fsfaz · 11-24-2003, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Load of crap. money and security..

JDog · 11-24-2003, 08:29 PM

Damn, I rate a 0 on that, wait I did get one, I'm 6 foot, so 1/135!

jDoG

StuartD · 11-24-2003, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
Damn, I rate a 0 on that, wait I did get one, I'm 6 foot, so 1/135!

jDoG

Yeah, once I hit handsome, I thought "uhm.... might as well quit" and then I saw the next one and new that either I'm not for her... or... she's not for me. Either will do.

macropoint_ · 11-24-2003, 08:35 PM

definitely...

slapass · 11-24-2003, 08:35 PM

She should look for tall women. they are a better fit.

Candice · 11-24-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by mikeeee
I wish I could pretend to be all that and meet that broad so I can seal her eyes shut with my cum and walk away before she can open them. That might give her a bit of reality.

That actually made me laugh out loud and usually I don't like to hear degrading things like that....hahahaha

This girl is in la la land, and will be an old maid for sure if she follows these beliefs.....

SomeCreep · 11-24-2003, 09:46 PM

Every woman wants a man whos well hung. Dont deny it ladies

Candice · 11-24-2003, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep
Everyone woman wants a man whos well hung. Dont deny it ladies

well hung is good, but knowing how to use it is even better!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-24-2003, 09:48 PM

After reading through that list all 135 of them only one thing can be determined...

Women really want a pussy.

Candice · 11-24-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by AlienQ
After reading through that list all 135 of them only one thing can be determined...

Women really want a pussy.

or else be really bored after about a year

J-Reel · 11-24-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Load of crap. money and security..

They are all Gold Diggin Bitches! Every single one of em.

beemk · 11-24-2003, 09:58 PM

what a bunch of shit. girls dont know what they want. all you have to do is treat them like shit and they're yours. nice guys dont get pussy.

SomeCreep · 11-24-2003, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
what a bunch of shit. girls dont know what they want. all you have to do is treat them like shit and they're yours. nice guys dont get pussy.

someone bitter?

dnsmonster · 11-24-2003, 10:03 PM

That description applies more to a puppy than a man. WTF.

TheJimmy · 11-24-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
what a bunch of shit. girls dont know what they want. all you have to do is treat them like shit and they're yours. nice guys dont get pussy.

sadly there is some truth in what beemkfucious speaks....

corvette · 11-24-2003, 10:12 PM

http://www.nomarriage.com/slave.html

"Now I've been alone for several years and there is NO WAY I'd go back to having a relationship...porn and the occasional escort fill the worst gaps"

lol

Hindsight · 11-24-2003, 10:15 PM

Well all that bitch would get from me is cock

TheJimmy · 11-24-2003, 10:21 PM

haha on her slave.html page this shit is pretty funny:

"As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old. "

DarkJedi · 11-25-2003, 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by corvett
http://www.nomarriage.com/slave.html

"Now I've been alone for several years and there is NO WAY I'd go back to having a relationship...porn and the occasional escort fill the worst gaps"

LOL

Raf1 · 11-25-2003, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
what a bunch of shit. girls dont know what they want. all you have to do is treat them like shit and they're yours. nice guys dont get pussy.

It works fine, doesn't it?

Jimbo · 11-25-2003, 03:20 AM

god damn fuck this bitch, Stella does all I want

nosey · 11-25-2003, 03:21 AM

127. Doesn't just think about sex

fsfaz · 11-25-2003, 03:22 AM

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Originally posted by tonkagunner
yes, I second that.. tiny weiner

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Theo · 11-25-2003, 03:24 AM

you missed the most evil one

118. Dependable

psyko514 · 11-25-2003, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by fsfaz

You have two billing companies in your sig that have gone out of biz, time for an update?

all of them are out of business, genius.

*wooooosh*
that's the sound of the joke going right over your head.

anyways, either i'm conceited, or i scored 99/135 on that.

silent moan · 11-25-2003, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514

all of them are out of business, genius.

*wooooosh*
that's the sound of the joke going right over your head.

anyways, either i'm conceited, or i scored 99/135 on that.

taken already?...lol

psyko514 · 11-25-2003, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by silent moan

taken already?...lol

over 3 years now

UNH · 11-25-2003, 09:31 AM

Power speech will laid down any girl. Any time. Any place.

hjnet · 11-25-2003, 09:39 AM

5'8? and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome
Muscular
Weight depending on height ? not skinny, not fat
Nice smile
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Straight teeth
Is tan
Athletic
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Has a sexy voice
Smells good

But

Ignores my imperfections
Likes everything about me

iroc409 · 11-25-2003, 09:44 AM

i got a few on there, so maybe i'm not a total hobo.

but some of those are just fucking stupid. i mean, doesn't she even want someone she can talk to? sounds like she wants someone to worship her, and nothing more. fuck that.

133. Not opinionated.

give me a fucking break. yeah, that's what i'd want, someone who is as interesting to talk to as my toilet. doesn't talk, but sure is fun to flush shit down.

rocki · 11-25-2003, 09:45 AM

1) over 6ft tall
2) large pee pee
3) honesty

i'd rather date a guy that is honest about being with other ppl then to lie and make you believe that he is only with you...

Steve · 11-25-2003, 09:54 AM

Chapter 17
Research shows that marriage makes men literally dumber
Great scientists stop producing scientific breakthroughs virtually overnight after they get married.

LMAO

brizzad · 11-25-2003, 10:08 AM

is this bitch like 15?

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Doesn't talk to other girls more than me

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Doodles our names on paper

axelcat · 11-25-2003, 10:15 AM

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11-24-2003, 08:06 PM	#1
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11-24-2003, 08:09 PM	#3
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	It's all simple... why don't those bastards get it!

11-24-2003, 08:15 PM	#10
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	25. Dresses nice (ABERCROMBIE) hehe 58. Doesn't smoke 59. Occasionally drinks guess I am not the perfect man __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-24-2003, 08:17 PM	#11
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11-24-2003, 08:18 PM	#12
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11-24-2003, 08:35 PM	#20
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11-25-2003, 09:44 AM	#46
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11-25-2003, 09:54 AM	#48
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