what women look for in a guy
 

im about a 3/135

It's all simple... why don't those bastards get it!

Why do they always say "good" sense of humour? Isn't just having a sense of humour good enough for these women?

Anyway, it's funny how handsome and muscular is WAY up above sensitive, affectionate, gives her lots of attention and all that other stuff.

tiny weiner

:1orglaugh

Load of crap. money and security..

Im thinkin im a .5/135!

#107 Not in trouble with the law
#108 Isn't a goody-goody

#96 Ignores my imperfections
#104 *Doesn't lie*

This girl can't make up her mind.

25. Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
58. Doesn't smoke
59. Occasionally drinks

guess I am not the perfect man :thumbsup

I wish I could pretend to be all that and meet that broad so I can seal her eyes shut with my cum and walk away before she can open them. That might give her a bit of reality.

that is one picky bitch

damn i'll have to start working on these things:1orglaugh

She'll never be truly happy either... guaranteed.

Sailboat (it works for me!)

yes, I second that.. tiny weiner

:1orglaugh

Damn, I rate a 0 on that, wait I did get one, I'm 6 foot, so 1/135!

jDoG

Yeah, once I hit handsome, I thought "uhm.... might as well quit" and then I saw the next one and new that either I'm not for her... or... she's not for me. Either will do.

definitely...

She should look for tall women. they are a better fit.

That actually made me laugh out loud and usually I don't like to hear degrading things like that....hahahaha :thumbsup

This girl is in la la land, and will be an old maid for sure if she follows these beliefs.....

Every woman wants a man whos well hung. Dont deny it ladies :winkwink:

well hung is good, but knowing how to use it is even better!

:winkwink:

After reading through that list all 135 of them only one thing can be determined...

Women really want a pussy.

or else be really bored after about a year :2 cents:

They are all Gold Diggin Bitches! Every single one of em.

what a bunch of shit. girls dont know what they want. all you have to do is treat them like shit and they're yours. nice guys dont get pussy.

:1orglaugh

someone bitter?

That description applies more to a puppy than a man. WTF.

sadly there is some truth in what beemkfucious speaks....

http://www.nomarriage.com/slave.html


"Now I've been alone for several years and there is NO WAY I'd go back to having a relationship...porn and the occasional escort fill the worst gaps"



lol

Well all that bitch would get from me is cock :BangBang:

haha on her slave.html page this shit is pretty funny:



"As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.

Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old. "

LOL :1orglaugh

It works fine, doesn't it? :)

god damn fuck this bitch, Stella does all I want

127. Doesn't just think about sex

:warning

You have two billing companies in your sig that have gone out of biz, time for an update?

you missed the most evil one

118. Dependable

all of them are out of business, genius.

*wooooosh*
that's the sound of the joke going right over your head.


anyways, either i'm conceited, or i scored 99/135 on that.

taken already?...lol:winkwink:

over 3 years now :)

Power speech will laid down any girl. Any time. Any place.


:2 cents:

5'8? and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome
Muscular
Weight depending on height ? not skinny, not fat
Nice smile
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Straight teeth
Is tan
Athletic
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Has a sexy voice
Smells good



But

Ignores my imperfections
Likes everything about me


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i got a few on there, so maybe i'm not a total hobo.

but some of those are just fucking stupid. i mean, doesn't she even want someone she can talk to? sounds like she wants someone to worship her, and nothing more. fuck that.

133. Not opinionated.

give me a fucking break. yeah, that's what i'd want, someone who is as interesting to talk to as my toilet. doesn't talk, but sure is fun to flush shit down.

1) over 6ft tall
2) large pee pee
3) honesty


i'd rather date a guy that is honest about being with other ppl then to lie and make you believe that he is only with you...

:2 cents:

Chapter 17
Research shows that marriage makes men literally dumber
Great scientists stop producing scientific breakthroughs virtually overnight after they get married.


LMAO

is this bitch like 15?

MULA:thumbsup