member wants a refund - GoFuckYourself.com

SENSEX · 11-24-2003, 07:35 PM

One of my users just sent me this:

I would like to cancel my subscription and get a full refund. I was unaware that I would be billed for the entire amount all at once and not in monthly payments. Also I found the site to not be what I thought it would be. I did not enjoy it at all.
Thanks, -------

I know its a blatent attempt to get a refund, and if I dont it will just result in a chargeback anyways.
But this is pure bullshit.
1-he was unaware he would be billed the full amount right away??? Im not leasing cars here for fuck sakes.
2-I guess when the signup form said "you will be billed $8.95 U.S. for a 7 day trial" meant what????
3-what did you think it the site would be? The 6 page tour was not a hint?
This sounds like a classic scheme from one of those tutorial websites on how to get free memberships.

How should I reply to this??? I know how I would like to reply!

detoxed · 11-24-2003, 07:36 PM

Reply:

Sorry for the confusion your money has been refunded.

JDog · 11-24-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Reply:

Sorry for the confusion your money has been refunded.

Bout all you can do, unless you want a charge back!

jDoG

- Jesus Christ - · 11-24-2003, 07:40 PM

Refeund him, But get his e-mail on as many spam lists as you can.

MandyBlake · 11-24-2003, 07:40 PM

Give him/her the refund.
It's not worth going to war over.
It sucks, but unfortunately, that's how this biz can be at times.

$5 submissions · 11-24-2003, 07:41 PM

Dude, better take the hit now than take it up the ass from the credit card company later. Ask around, the card company usually (not all the time) takes the side of the consumer. The merchant usually just gets bent over.

SENSEX · 11-24-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Refeund him, But get his e-mail on as many spam lists as you can.

hmmm... the Lord knows best.

Dugan · 11-24-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Refeund him, But get his e-mail on as many spam lists as you can.

i like this idea...can't really tell the guy no, but you can fuck him over a little. Hopefully its a work one

SomeCreep · 11-24-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX

How should I reply to this??? I know how I would like to reply!

If he used a shitload of bandwidth, dont refund him. Otherwise, refund him.

nosey · 11-24-2003, 07:45 PM

send him this pic

angelsofporn · 11-24-2003, 07:46 PM

i get stuff like that all the time. Those are always the guys that when i check thier logs to see how much they are in the members section..they are always in there like 4-5 hours a day...bloodsucking shitfaces
And i have a few guys who mail me a cahiers check or money order once a month..and those are the guys that go in only once every 3-4 days or so..after going through all the trouble to mail in

LiveDose · 11-24-2003, 07:48 PM

get him 500 magazine subscriptions, order pizzas to his house... Oh, and what they said...

Refund him.

SENSEX · 11-24-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LiveDose
get him 500 magazine subscriptions, order pizzas to his house... Oh, and what they said...

Refund him.

ha ha.. good idea, gave the fucker his refund already.

psyko514 · 11-24-2003, 07:52 PM

Call his wife and give specifics of what he downloaded.

nosey · 11-24-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
Call his wife and give specifics of what he downloaded.

psyko514 · 11-24-2003, 07:55 PM

better yet, tell him you need his card number, expiry date and phone number to give him a refund.

then have some fun.

basschick · 11-24-2003, 09:37 PM

refund him and then send him a bill with the site title on it for each mg of content downloaded.

after all those downloads are only available for PAYING members, and he opted to not be one.

MattO · 11-24-2003, 09:49 PM

Reply thusly:

Your money will be gladly refunded to you. As per standard operating procedure of Adult Internet Protocol sec.94-1139a.4 your name will be placed in the National "Do Not Sale Porn" list. This list is provided to every Internet site providing Adult materials, i.e. video, still images, live chat, sex toys and the like. For a period of 7 years, you shall not be allowed, under penalty of Federal law, to view, for pay or for free, any adult related content via the Internet.

Thank you.

chowda · 11-24-2003, 09:54 PM

well.did it even get pass the trial stage? or did he just want a trial refund.

i would also guess whether there is quality content in ur site.

Elli · 11-24-2003, 10:46 PM

Um, it may be just a shot in the dark here, but why not ask him what he was expecting from the site and didn't find in the members area? Offer him a free 30 days if he can help you go through your tour to make it more representative of your members area. Then you get a) a fan, b) a happy customer c) a better tour based on real surfer feedback.

Then if he insists on the refund, at least you know you tried.

foolio · 11-24-2003, 10:49 PM

call him a stupid bitch that has a crack whore for a mother and a freeway-exit begger for a father......

....... then give him a refund.

brand0n · 11-24-2003, 10:51 PM

sorry man, i just want my money back ok?

NBDesign · 11-24-2003, 10:56 PM

Quote:

1-he was unaware he would be billed the full amount right away??? Im not leasing cars here for fuck sakes.
2-I guess when the signup form said "you will be billed $8.95 U.S. for a 7 day trial" meant what????

He thought the 8.95 would be billed in installments?

11-24-2003, 07:35 PM	#1
SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	member wants a refund One of my users just sent me this: I would like to cancel my subscription and get a full refund. I was unaware that I would be billed for the entire amount all at once and not in monthly payments. Also I found the site to not be what I thought it would be. I did not enjoy it at all. Thanks, ------- I know its a blatent attempt to get a refund, and if I dont it will just result in a chargeback anyways. But this is pure bullshit. 1-he was unaware he would be billed the full amount right away??? Im not leasing cars here for fuck sakes. 2-I guess when the signup form said "you will be billed $8.95 U.S. for a 7 day trial" meant what???? 3-what did you think it the site would be? The 6 page tour was not a hint? This sounds like a classic scheme from one of those tutorial websites on how to get free memberships. How should I reply to this??? I know how I would like to reply!

11-24-2003, 07:40 PM	#4
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11-24-2003, 07:40 PM	#5
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11-24-2003, 07:41 PM	#6
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11-24-2003, 07:36 PM	#2
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11-24-2003, 07:46 PM	#11
angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	i get stuff like that all the time. Those are always the guys that when i check thier logs to see how much they are in the members section..they are always in there like 4-5 hours a day...bloodsucking shitfaces And i have a few guys who mail me a cahiers check or money order once a month..and those are the guys that go in only once every 3-4 days or so..after going through all the trouble to mail in

11-24-2003, 07:48 PM	#12
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11-24-2003, 07:52 PM	#14
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11-24-2003, 07:55 PM	#16
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11-24-2003, 09:37 PM	#17
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11-24-2003, 09:49 PM	#18
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Reply thusly: Your money will be gladly refunded to you. As per standard operating procedure of Adult Internet Protocol sec.94-1139a.4 your name will be placed in the National "Do Not Sale Porn" list. This list is provided to every Internet site providing Adult materials, i.e. video, still images, live chat, sex toys and the like. For a period of 7 years, you shall not be allowed, under penalty of Federal law, to view, for pay or for free, any adult related content via the Internet. Thank you.

11-24-2003, 09:54 PM	#19
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	well.did it even get pass the trial stage? or did he just want a trial refund. i would also guess whether there is quality content in ur site. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

11-24-2003, 10:46 PM	#20
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Um, it may be just a shot in the dark here, but why not ask him what he was expecting from the site and didn't find in the members area? Offer him a free 30 days if he can help you go through your tour to make it more representative of your members area. Then you get a) a fan, b) a happy customer c) a better tour based on real surfer feedback. Then if he insists on the refund, at least you know you tried. __________________ email: [email protected]

11-24-2003, 10:49 PM	#21
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	call him a stupid bitch that has a crack whore for a mother and a freeway-exit begger for a father...... ....... then give him a refund. __________________

11-24-2003, 10:51 PM	#22
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