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Undutchable · 11-14-2003, 04:53 PM

It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return

Libertine · 11-14-2003, 04:57 PM

Just be sure not to spill any water on your pants, it gives a very wrong impression

$5 submissions · 11-14-2003, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Undutchable
It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return

Hmmm to take this to its logical extreme... modify your diet by eating more sweet fruit. According to two of my ex-gf's this makes semen taste better.

Fu-Q · 11-14-2003, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Just be sure not to spill any water on your pants, it gives a very wrong impression

lol, true

ThunderBalls · 11-14-2003, 05:32 PM

Or try a little cologne on the balls.

$5 submissions · 11-14-2003, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls
Or try a little cologne on the balls.

Just don't use the heavy alcohol based ones.... might sting.

hyatla · 11-14-2003, 05:37 PM

Or put on some peanut butter?

Hindsight · 11-14-2003, 05:57 PM

Why not just make sure the bitch does it good and if she doesn't tell her what to do..

Really, my blowjobs go like this:

Wank... suck... now wank... now suck.. lick my my balls... wank... spit on it... suck.. wank..

er.. i think u get the idea. And fuck washing it, keep the little guy tasty. It's much more horney when u know their sucking a dirty dick..

Shit.. rub it in her face.. does that smell bad? Yeah..? Lick it.

hehehe.. straight up man, that's my 'love making'

arial · 11-14-2003, 05:58 PM

Why not rub hot sauce all over it before hand?

Loryn · 11-14-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return

Pineapple juice helps the white stuff taste sweeter!!

imJason · 11-14-2003, 06:03 PM

I always wash my dick after pissing before bed or if my woman is around,

1, it feals good,
2, its considerate,

3, gets you more head,

fuzebox · 11-14-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions

Hmmm to take this to its logical extreme... modify your diet by eating more sweet fruit. According to two of my ex-gf's this makes semen taste better.

I hear mangos are the most effective.

Juggernaut · 11-14-2003, 07:52 PM

Always shower after you go to the bathroom unless you're on the run, use chocolate soap if she's around. I shower at least twice a day, best feeling.

HS-Trixxxia · 11-14-2003, 07:56 PM

Please..........whatever you do, don't put any cologne anywhere near the area......if you aren't totally shaved......it makes a horrible combination.

mrthumbs · 11-14-2003, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by imJason
I always wash my dick after pissing before bed or if my woman is around,

1, it feals good,
2, its considerate,

3, gets you more head,

yeah, but thats because your Jason.

CDSmith · 11-14-2003, 08:04 PM

Use the Smirnoff technique. Wipe the end of your dick with 100 proof vodka after pissing. Vodka is tasteless and odorless, and oh so enjoyable, da!

slavdogg · 11-14-2003, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia
Please..........whatever you do, don't put any cologne anywhere near the area......if you aren't totally shaved......it makes a horrible combination.

yes it'll feel like your balls are on fire

nofx · 11-14-2003, 08:14 PM

its even better when you piss in their mouth when your getting a bj, its FUNNY!!

Spunky · 11-14-2003, 08:14 PM

Wow such consideration...Frankly I thought it was a treat to have my stinky crotch lapped on like a dog

TheLegacy · 11-14-2003, 08:50 PM

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gornyhuy · 11-14-2003, 09:27 PM

I would wash my dick after I piss, but I don't think she really cares:

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