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Undutchable 11-14-2003 04:53 PM

If you like getting head, make sure you always do THIS
 
It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return

Libertine 11-14-2003 04:57 PM

Just be sure not to spill any water on your pants, it gives a very wrong impression :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 11-14-2003 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return
Hmmm to take this to its logical extreme... modify your diet by eating more sweet fruit. According to two of my ex-gf's this makes semen taste better.:2 cents:

Fu-Q 11-14-2003 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Just be sure not to spill any water on your pants, it gives a very wrong impression :1orglaugh
lol, true

ThunderBalls 11-14-2003 05:32 PM

Or try a little cologne on the balls.

$5 submissions 11-14-2003 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls
Or try a little cologne on the balls.
Just don't use the heavy alcohol based ones.... might sting.

hyatla 11-14-2003 05:37 PM

Or put on some peanut butter? :2 cents:

Hindsight 11-14-2003 05:57 PM

Why not just make sure the bitch does it good and if she doesn't tell her what to do..

Really, my blowjobs go like this:

Wank... suck... now wank... now suck.. lick my my balls... wank... spit on it... suck.. wank..


er.. i think u get the idea. And fuck washing it, keep the little guy tasty. It's much more horney when u know their sucking a dirty dick..

Shit.. rub it in her face.. does that smell bad? Yeah..? Lick it.


hehehe.. straight up man, that's my 'love making'

:thumbsup

arial 11-14-2003 05:58 PM

Why not rub hot sauce all over it before hand?

Loryn 11-14-2003 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
It might sound stupid but always wash your dick with water after you're done pissing. When you're always tasting fresh, your girl will know and suck you more than you can imagine and at the weirdest times.. She'll actually enjoy doing it without wanting anything in return
:thumbsup Pineapple juice helps the white stuff taste sweeter!!

imJason 11-14-2003 06:03 PM

I always wash my dick after pissing before bed or if my woman is around,

1, it feals good,
2, its considerate,


3, gets you more head,

fuzebox 11-14-2003 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions


Hmmm to take this to its logical extreme... modify your diet by eating more sweet fruit. According to two of my ex-gf's this makes semen taste better.:2 cents:

I hear mangos are the most effective.

Juggernaut 11-14-2003 07:52 PM

Always shower after you go to the bathroom unless you're on the run, use chocolate soap if she's around. I shower at least twice a day, best feeling.

HS-Trixxxia 11-14-2003 07:56 PM

Please..........whatever you do, don't put any cologne anywhere near the area......if you aren't totally shaved......it makes a horrible combination.
:2 cents:

mrthumbs 11-14-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
I always wash my dick after pissing before bed or if my woman is around,

1, it feals good,
2, its considerate,


3, gets you more head,

yeah, but thats because your Jason. :2 cents:

CDSmith 11-14-2003 08:04 PM

Use the Smirnoff technique. Wipe the end of your dick with 100 proof vodka after pissing. Vodka is tasteless and odorless, and oh so enjoyable, da!

slavdogg 11-14-2003 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Please..........whatever you do, don't put any cologne anywhere near the area......if you aren't totally shaved......it makes a horrible combination.
:2 cents:


yes it'll feel like your balls are on fire :feels-hot

nofx 11-14-2003 08:14 PM

its even better when you piss in their mouth when your getting a bj, its FUNNY!!

Spunky 11-14-2003 08:14 PM

Wow such consideration...Frankly I thought it was a treat to have my stinky crotch lapped on like a dog

TheLegacy 11-14-2003 08:50 PM

save time.. just dip your dick on scope

http://www.mozmal.com/scope_sm.jpg

gornyhuy 11-14-2003 09:27 PM

I would wash my dick after I piss, but I don't think she really cares:

http://www.trannygif.com/pands_galle..._00012_JPG.jpg


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