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11-14-2003, 03:55 PM
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Worst sexual experience?
My friend had a party in his house... and there were some girls there...
So we got drunk and there was this fat chick that got me in a room and wanted to fuck me.. anyway I was so drunk I didn't relize what the fuck am I doing.. untill I smelled her stinking fat pussy and was like "wtf amI doing here" and got the fuck out asap 
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LIAR! you finished the job, dont lie.
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11-14-2003, 03:56 PM
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 Actually I forgot 1 thing... She didn't want to blow me and than I left...
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never happened to me but I heard this guy was going down on a bitch and she farted, he threw up on her belly. she was so embarassed she ran away.....
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If u touch it, I will cum
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lol...............
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11-14-2003, 03:57 PM
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11-14-2003, 03:58 PM
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u should sue her for rape
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11-14-2003, 03:59 PM
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i was with a chick who started stinkin real bad while in doggy style. I usually keep going and ignore the smell, but I was starting to get nausious and pulled out. Looked a bit closer and found that she had....um....hershey squirt. She realized it, and left to the restroom. I started to leave, but it began to rain and I was on my mororcycle...I ended up stating the night anyway.
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11-14-2003, 04:03 PM
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beer + fat chix = drama
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11-14-2003, 04:03 PM
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Let's not even get started on the drawbacks of butt ramming a girl who isn't properly prepared now.
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11-14-2003, 04:04 PM
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more like vodka + liquor
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11-14-2003, 04:05 PM
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11-14-2003, 04:06 PM
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A girl I dated for a couple weeks years ago named Tina Cherry (and yes she was a dancer LOL).
She had the tightest pussy I've ever felt on a girl and no matter how hard I tried and no matter what position, for the life of me I couldn't fit it in her. Most crazy thing I've ever experienced in bed. On the first night I was doing it with her, after a while I got so frustrated I went and grabbed a flashlight to see what the problem was and she was like "what in the fuck are you doing shining a flashlight between my legs?"
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11-14-2003, 04:08 PM
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One of the blowjobs I got back in highschool ended up with bloody results.. That count?
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11-14-2003, 04:11 PM
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11-14-2003, 04:12 PM
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anyway, you may recall my response to this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...eth ing+funny that was not only my worst, but maybe my best as well, the bitch was FINE! |
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11-14-2003, 04:14 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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11-14-2003, 04:17 PM
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heh, just had a thought... you SAY you left, but she isn't at your house sleeping in your bed, while your posting this, is she?
C'mon, you can tell us, I promise we won't laugh... |
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11-14-2003, 04:18 PM
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11-14-2003, 04:33 PM
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Beware of smelly pussy ...... No good can come from it.
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just a note... whenever someone is lying, they start the story off with:
a friend of mine... I had a friend who... my friend... etc. thought I'd remind you all. |
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11-14-2003, 04:44 PM
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This is an old story. . .moving on.
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11-14-2003, 04:48 PM
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One time, I was doing a POV type anal scene and let's just say I got to see more then I wanted to see on camera.... not too bad, but still, shit is shit.... One other time, filming this girl with anal beads.... she took the whole like 7 inches of beads up her ass, the rubber ones, not the string ones and asked me to hold the end bead still sticking out.... she lunged forward and let's just say the beads weren't alone on the way out... again, not too bad really, just surprised when "SHIT HAPPENS" There I said it... And anyone who says I am lying by the way I told the story... read closer... they are both on film...
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