Worst sexual experience?
 

My friend had a party in his house... and there were some girls there...
So we got drunk and there was this fat chick that got me in a room and wanted to fuck me..
anyway I was so drunk I didn't relize what the fuck am I doing..
untill I smelled her stinking fat pussy and was like "wtf amI doing here"
and got the fuck out asap :)

LIAR! you finished the job, dont lie.

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Actually I forgot 1 thing...
She didn't want to blow me and than I left...

never happened to me but I heard this guy was going down on a bitch and she farted, he threw up on her belly. she was so embarassed she ran away.....

lol...............

HAHAHA

Poor guy!!!

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u should sue her for rape

I dont even know her first name....wtf are you talking about?

i was with a chick who started stinkin real bad while in doggy style. I usually keep going and ignore the smell, but I was starting to get nausious and pulled out. Looked a bit closer and found that she had....um....hershey squirt. She realized it, and left to the restroom. I started to leave, but it began to rain and I was on my mororcycle...I ended up stating the night anyway. :throwup

beer + fat chix = drama

Let's not even get started on the drawbacks of butt ramming a girl who isn't properly prepared now.

:(

beer? lol
more like vodka + liquor

you know you want to tell us :Graucho

A girl I dated for a couple weeks years ago named Tina Cherry (and yes she was a dancer LOL).

She had the tightest pussy I've ever felt on a girl and no matter how hard I tried and no matter what position, for the life of me I couldn't fit it in her. Most crazy thing I've ever experienced in bed.

On the first night I was doing it with her, after a while I got so frustrated I went and grabbed a flashlight to see what the problem was and she was like "what in the fuck are you doing shining a flashlight between my legs?"

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One of the blowjobs I got back in highschool ended up with bloody results.. That count? :helpme

you got to lick it before you stick it

haha bro, that must've been funny :D

she prolly killed herself...

anyway, you may recall my response to this thread
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...eth ing+funny
that was not only my worst, but maybe my best as well, the bitch was FINE!

No blow, no show.

heh, just had a thought... you SAY you left, but she isn't at your house sleeping in your bed, while your posting this, is she?

C'mon, you can tell us, I promise we won't laugh...

hehe

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God no!

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Beware of smelly pussy ...... No good can come from it.

lol :thumbsup

just a note... whenever someone is lying, they start the story off with:
a friend of mine...
I had a friend who...
my friend...
etc.

thought I'd remind you all.

erm........ It = a lifetime of your friends making fun of ya!

This is an old story. . .moving on.

Alright, alright..... this was pretty bad.... twice this happened while filming....

One time, I was doing a POV type anal scene and let's just say I got to see more then I wanted to see on camera.... not too bad, but still, shit is shit....

One other time, filming this girl with anal beads.... she took the whole like 7 inches of beads up her ass, the rubber ones, not the string ones and asked me to hold the end bead still sticking out.... she lunged forward and let's just say the beads weren't alone on the way out... again, not too bad really, just surprised when "SHIT HAPPENS"

There I said it... :1orglaugh

And anyone who says I am lying by the way I told the story... read closer... they are both on film...

Lesson to learn: Have them to enemas before big anal scenes :P

I've always wondered, how do you prepare a girl for anal? Last thing you wanna do is fucking her with shit sticking to your dick the whole time

Now where would the fun be in that???

There are up sides to anal, like when she gives you head after you blow your load... no enemas for that one, WHOA!

url to the movies? :)