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Bansheelinks · 11-10-2003, 07:38 PM

"I saw you take that pooh.............now put it back!"

klik · 11-10-2003, 07:39 PM

wtf are you talking about?

- Jesus Christ - · 11-10-2003, 07:40 PM

If you have to poop... do it now
there might not be another bathroom for a couple miles.

Brad-Wishing · 11-10-2003, 07:40 PM

Found above a restroom urnal:

Roses are red
violets are blue
if you look down
you'll piss on your shoe

Bansheelinks · 11-10-2003, 07:41 PM

Klik............its the stuff you have seen scrawled on cubicle walls

its called shithouse poetry

oldnewbie · 11-10-2003, 07:54 PM

Those who write on bathroom walls,
Ought to roll their shit in balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Ought to eat those balls of shit.

buzzard · 11-10-2003, 08:08 PM

Here I sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted

MrIzzz · 11-10-2003, 08:11 PM

Dildozer · 11-10-2003, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oldnewbie
Those who write on bathroom walls,
Ought to roll their shit in balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Ought to eat those balls of shit.

buzzard · 11-10-2003, 08:19 PM

Some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

axelcat · 11-10-2003, 08:28 PM

hickory dickory dock some chick was sucking my cock

buzzard · 11-10-2003, 08:34 PM

They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!

gornyhuy · 11-10-2003, 08:39 PM

The anal rapist took all my dreams and rectum - anonymous

stocktrader23 · 11-10-2003, 08:43 PM

For a good time call Juicy at xxx-xxx-xxxx

buzzard · 11-10-2003, 08:44 PM

Here I sit butt a flexin'
givin birth to another Texan

gornyhuy · 11-10-2003, 08:46 PM

milk milk lemonade
around the corner fudge is made
stick your finger in the hole
pull it out - a tootsie roll!

Floridiot · 11-10-2003, 08:50 PM

there once was a man from sudan
who loved holding his cock in his hand
he would shit on this stool
and play with his tool
till he blew nut all over his hand

Bansheelinks · 11-10-2003, 10:36 PM

Buzzard, my man, you gots some good ones

Dildozer · 11-10-2003, 10:38 PM

hahaha hilarious!!!

raceman · 11-10-2003, 10:54 PM

latinasojourn · 11-10-2003, 11:01 PM

in a stall in an interstate rest stop outside El Paso I read this gem:

here I sit with cheeks a-flexin',
trying to give birth to another Texan

gave me a smile.

JasonB · 11-10-2003, 11:23 PM

here i sit, broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
so next time, i'll take a chance
save my time and shit my pants

gornyhuy · 11-10-2003, 11:27 PM

If you are under 12, for a good time call Sexeducation

buzzard · 11-10-2003, 11:28 PM

Here I sit on the pooper,
just squeezed out a new state trooper

Bansheelinks · 11-10-2003, 11:38 PM

In Revolt of Fuel Prices:

Please fix the light in this dump
So I can read whilst i shit from rump

Let me laugh while I wipe my ass
And howl so hard as I pass some gas

With these prices you can go to hell
So I feel obliged to leave my smell

Bansheelinks · 11-11-2003, 07:15 AM

I'll admit it was gross..........

but so are gas prices right now

johnbosh · 11-11-2003, 07:17 AM

lol funny ones, I only know them in dutch

mule · 11-11-2003, 07:20 AM

Alas, the painter's work in vain
The shithouse poet strikes again

mule · 11-11-2003, 07:21 AM

This urinal reserved for women's lib.

Bansheelinks · 11-11-2003, 02:07 PM

Here lay the shit of Hunter McGhee
Who hasn't wiped since 1903

Guess you could say the deal was shitty
But not a bad record for this vicinity

Mikey_219Inc · 11-11-2003, 04:47 PM

wie adolf hitler sitz ich hier
die braunen massen unten mir

Bansheelinks · 11-11-2003, 05:24 PM

the translation.........

"how adolf hitler seat I here the brown measured me below"

wtf?

i guess something is definitely lost in the translation, Mikey

GapingWound · 11-11-2003, 06:46 PM

I think it's more along the lines of
"Here I sit with Adolph Hitler, the brown mess underneath me"

Flush twice, it's a long way to McDonalds.

nofx · 11-11-2003, 06:48 PM

for hot anal sex meet me here at 3 pm sharp, names Bubba.

Bansheelinks · 11-12-2003, 05:05 PM

What was that one again, in Dumb and Dumber, about manlove..........and Cam Neely, the ex-Boston Bruin showed up to get his manlove from Jim Carrey?

that one was fuckin' hilarious

ColBigBalls · 11-12-2003, 05:16 PM

Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!

oldnewbie · 11-12-2003, 05:25 PM

Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

EZRhino · 11-12-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColBigBalls
Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!

Bansheelinks · 11-12-2003, 06:04 PM

Col Big Balls

Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!

----Now thats a real good one, Colonel

XXcrowXX · 11-12-2003, 06:10 PM

anyone can piss on the floor ....
it takes a man to shit on the roof

XXcrowXX · 11-12-2003, 06:12 PM

don't throw toothpicks in the urinal
the crabs have learned to pole vault

oldnewbie · 11-12-2003, 06:25 PM

Here I sit, I'm in a caper
'Bout to shit but got no paper.
If I wait, the pain will linger
So I'll just use my fucking finger.

Ad3pt · 11-12-2003, 06:32 PM

Seen in a pay toilet somewhere

Quote:

Here I sit broken-hearted
Paid to shit but only farted.

Seen in a shitter in Butte, Montana

Quote:

Took my first shit in Montana and boy was it a Butte

Quote:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whos dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c u n t I'd fuck it.

BrentD · 11-12-2003, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by oldnewbie
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

ROFLMFAO

oldnewbie · 11-12-2003, 10:26 PM

There's no use standing on the seat.
The crabs in here can jump 6 feet.
There's no use going in the one next door.
The ones in there jump 6 foot four.

BrutalMaster · 11-12-2003, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
The anal rapist took all my dreams and rectum - anonymous

rectum, damn near killed him!

Bansheelinks · 11-13-2003, 12:30 PM

that one about Butte Montana is classic

Bansheelinks · 11-14-2003, 01:41 PM

wake up ye shithouse poets!

11-10-2003, 07:38 PM	#1
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Shit-House Poetry.........add yours "I saw you take that pooh.............now put it back!"

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11-10-2003, 08:39 PM	#13
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11-10-2003, 07:39 PM	#2
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	wtf are you talking about?

11-10-2003, 07:41 PM	#5
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Klik............its the stuff you have seen scrawled on cubicle walls its called shithouse poetry

11-10-2003, 07:54 PM	#6
oldnewbie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The End Times Posts: 394	Those who write on bathroom walls, Ought to roll their shit in balls. Those who read these words of wit, Ought to eat those balls of shit.

11-10-2003, 08:08 PM	#7
buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	Here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted

11-10-2003, 08:19 PM	#10
buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	Some come here to sit and think some come here to shit and stink but I came here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls

11-10-2003, 08:28 PM	#11
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	hickory dickory dock some chick was sucking my cock

11-10-2003, 08:34 PM	#12
buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!

11-10-2003, 08:43 PM	#14
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	For a good time call Juicy at xxx-xxx-xxxx

11-10-2003, 08:44 PM	#15
buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	Here I sit butt a flexin' givin birth to another Texan

11-10-2003, 08:46 PM	#16
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger in the hole pull it out - a tootsie roll! __________________ icq:159548293

11-10-2003, 08:50 PM	#17
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11-10-2003, 10:36 PM	#18
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Buzzard, my man, you gots some good ones

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11-10-2003, 11:01 PM	#21
latinasojourn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,191	in a stall in an interstate rest stop outside El Paso I read this gem: here I sit with cheeks a-flexin', trying to give birth to another Texan gave me a smile.

11-10-2003, 11:23 PM	#22
JasonB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,183	here i sit, broken-hearted tried to shit, but only farted so next time, i'll take a chance save my time and shit my pants

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11-10-2003, 11:28 PM	#24
buzzard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 1,276	Here I sit on the pooper, just squeezed out a new state trooper

11-10-2003, 11:38 PM	#25
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	In Revolt of Fuel Prices: Please fix the light in this dump So I can read whilst i shit from rump Let me laugh while I wipe my ass And howl so hard as I pass some gas With these prices you can go to hell So I feel obliged to leave my smell

11-11-2003, 07:15 AM	#26
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	I'll admit it was gross.......... but so are gas prices right now

11-11-2003, 07:17 AM	#27
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	lol funny ones, I only know them in dutch

11-11-2003, 07:20 AM	#28
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	Alas, the painter's work in vain The shithouse poet strikes again __________________ Converting like a mofo

11-11-2003, 07:21 AM	#29
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	This urinal reserved for women's lib. __________________ Converting like a mofo

11-11-2003, 02:07 PM	#30
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Here lay the shit of Hunter McGhee Who hasn't wiped since 1903 Guess you could say the deal was shitty But not a bad record for this vicinity

11-11-2003, 04:47 PM	#31
Mikey_219Inc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i dont even know ... Posts: 1,876	wie adolf hitler sitz ich hier die braunen massen unten mir __________________ Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

11-11-2003, 05:24 PM	#32
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	the translation......... "how adolf hitler seat I here the brown measured me below" wtf? i guess something is definitely lost in the translation, Mikey

11-11-2003, 06:46 PM	#33
GapingWound Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 96	I think it's more along the lines of "Here I sit with Adolph Hitler, the brown mess underneath me" Flush twice, it's a long way to McDonalds.

11-11-2003, 06:48 PM	#34
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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	What was that one again, in Dumb and Dumber, about manlove..........and Cam Neely, the ex-Boston Bruin showed up to get his manlove from Jim Carrey? that one was fuckin' hilarious

11-12-2003, 05:16 PM	#36
ColBigBalls Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,733	Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!