Shit-House Poetry.........add yours
 

"I saw you take that pooh.............now put it back!"

wtf are you talking about?

If you have to poop... do it now
there might not be another bathroom for a couple miles.

Found above a restroom urnal:


Roses are red
violets are blue
if you look down
you'll piss on your shoe

Klik............its the stuff you have seen scrawled on cubicle walls

its called shithouse poetry

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Those who write on bathroom walls,
Ought to roll their shit in balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
Ought to eat those balls of shit.

Here I sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted

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Some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
but I came here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

hickory dickory dock some chick was sucking my cock

They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!

The anal rapist took all my dreams and rectum - anonymous

For a good time call Juicy at xxx-xxx-xxxx

Here I sit butt a flexin'
givin birth to another Texan

milk milk lemonade
around the corner fudge is made
stick your finger in the hole
pull it out - a tootsie roll!

there once was a man from sudan
who loved holding his cock in his hand
he would shit on this stool
and play with his tool
till he blew nut all over his hand

Buzzard, my man, you gots some good ones

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hahaha hilarious!!! :thumbsup

in a stall in an interstate rest stop outside El Paso I read this gem:


here I sit with cheeks a-flexin',
trying to give birth to another Texan


gave me a smile.

here i sit, broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted
so next time, i'll take a chance
save my time and shit my pants

If you are under 12, for a good time call Sexeducation

Here I sit on the pooper,
just squeezed out a new state trooper

In Revolt of Fuel Prices:



Please fix the light in this dump
So I can read whilst i shit from rump

Let me laugh while I wipe my ass
And howl so hard as I pass some gas

With these prices you can go to hell
So I feel obliged to leave my smell

I'll admit it was gross..........

but so are gas prices right now

lol funny ones, I only know them in dutch

Alas, the painter's work in vain
The shithouse poet strikes again

This urinal reserved for women's lib.

Here lay the shit of Hunter McGhee
Who hasn't wiped since 1903


Guess you could say the deal was shitty
But not a bad record for this vicinity

wie adolf hitler sitz ich hier
die braunen massen unten mir

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the translation.........

"how adolf hitler seat I here the brown measured me below"


wtf?

i guess something is definitely lost in the translation, Mikey

:2 cents:

I think it's more along the lines of
"Here I sit with Adolph Hitler, the brown mess underneath me"


Flush twice, it's a long way to McDonalds.

for hot anal sex meet me here at 3 pm sharp, names Bubba.

What was that one again, in Dumb and Dumber, about manlove..........and Cam Neely, the ex-Boston Bruin showed up to get his manlove from Jim Carrey?

that one was fuckin' hilarious

Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!

Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

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Col Big Balls

Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!



----Now thats a real good one, Colonel

anyone can piss on the floor ....
it takes a man to shit on the roof

don't throw toothpicks in the urinal
the crabs have learned to pole vault

Here I sit, I'm in a caper
'Bout to shit but got no paper.
If I wait, the pain will linger
So I'll just use my fucking finger.

Seen in a pay toilet somewhere


Seen in a shitter in Butte, Montana

ROFLMFAO :thumbsup

There's no use standing on the seat.
The crabs in here can jump 6 feet.
There's no use going in the one next door.
The ones in there jump 6 foot four.

rectum, damn near killed him!

that one about Butte Montana is classic

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wake up ye shithouse poets!