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11-10-2003, 07:38 PM
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Shit-House Poetry.........add yours
"I saw you take that pooh.............now put it back!"
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11-10-2003, 07:39 PM
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wtf are you talking about?
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11-10-2003, 07:40 PM
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If you have to poop... do it now
there might not be another bathroom for a couple miles.
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11-10-2003, 07:40 PM
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Found above a restroom urnal:
Roses are red violets are blue if you look down you'll piss on your shoe
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11-10-2003, 07:41 PM
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Klik............its the stuff you have seen scrawled on cubicle walls
its called shithouse poetry  |
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11-10-2003, 07:54 PM
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Those who write on bathroom walls,
Ought to roll their shit in balls. Those who read these words of wit, Ought to eat those balls of shit. |
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11-10-2003, 08:08 PM
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Here I sit broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted |
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11-10-2003, 08:11 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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11-10-2003, 08:12 PM
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11-10-2003, 08:19 PM
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Some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink but I came here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls |
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11-10-2003, 08:28 PM
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Adult Locals
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hickory dickory dock some chick was sucking my cock
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11-10-2003, 08:34 PM
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They paint the walls to cover my pen, but the shit-house poet strikes again!
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11-10-2003, 08:39 PM
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Chafed.
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The anal rapist took all my dreams and rectum - anonymous
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11-10-2003, 08:43 PM
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Let's do some business.
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For a good time call Juicy at xxx-xxx-xxxx
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11-10-2003, 08:44 PM
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Here I sit butt a flexin'
givin birth to another Texan |
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11-10-2003, 08:46 PM
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Chafed.
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milk milk lemonade
around the corner fudge is made stick your finger in the hole pull it out - a tootsie roll!
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11-10-2003, 08:50 PM
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there once was a man from sudan
who loved holding his cock in his hand he would shit on this stool and play with his tool till he blew nut all over his hand
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11-10-2003, 10:36 PM
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Buzzard, my man, you gots some good ones
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11-10-2003, 10:38 PM
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hahaha hilarious!!!
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11-10-2003, 10:54 PM
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11-10-2003, 11:01 PM
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in a stall in an interstate rest stop outside El Paso I read this gem:
here I sit with cheeks a-flexin', trying to give birth to another Texan gave me a smile. |
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11-10-2003, 11:23 PM
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here i sit, broken-hearted
tried to shit, but only farted so next time, i'll take a chance save my time and shit my pants |
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11-10-2003, 11:27 PM
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Chafed.
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If you are under 12, for a good time call Sexeducation
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11-10-2003, 11:28 PM
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Here I sit on the pooper,
just squeezed out a new state trooper |
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11-10-2003, 11:38 PM
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In Revolt of Fuel Prices:
Please fix the light in this dump So I can read whilst i shit from rump Let me laugh while I wipe my ass And howl so hard as I pass some gas With these prices you can go to hell So I feel obliged to leave my smell |
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11-11-2003, 07:15 AM
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I'll admit it was gross..........
but so are gas prices right now |
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11-11-2003, 07:17 AM
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lol funny ones, I only know them in dutch
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11-11-2003, 07:20 AM
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Alas, the painter's work in vain
The shithouse poet strikes again
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Converting like a mofo |
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11-11-2003, 07:21 AM
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This urinal reserved for women's lib.
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11-11-2003, 02:07 PM
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Here lay the shit of Hunter McGhee
Who hasn't wiped since 1903 Guess you could say the deal was shitty But not a bad record for this vicinity |
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11-11-2003, 04:47 PM
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wie adolf hitler sitz ich hier
die braunen massen unten mir |
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11-11-2003, 05:24 PM
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the translation.........
"how adolf hitler seat I here the brown measured me below" wtf? i guess something is definitely lost in the translation, Mikey  |
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11-11-2003, 06:46 PM
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I think it's more along the lines of
"Here I sit with Adolph Hitler, the brown mess underneath me" Flush twice, it's a long way to McDonalds. |
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11-11-2003, 06:48 PM
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for hot anal sex meet me here at 3 pm sharp, names Bubba.
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11-12-2003, 05:05 PM
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What was that one again, in Dumb and Dumber, about manlove..........and Cam Neely, the ex-Boston Bruin showed up to get his manlove from Jim Carrey?
that one was fuckin' hilarious |
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11-12-2003, 05:16 PM
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Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper!
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11-12-2003, 05:25 PM
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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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11-12-2003, 05:29 PM
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11-12-2003, 06:04 PM
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Col Big Balls
Here i sit in mysty vapour... God Dam shit house has no paper! ----Now thats a real good one, Colonel |
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11-12-2003, 06:10 PM
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anyone can piss on the floor ....
it takes a man to shit on the roof
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11-12-2003, 06:12 PM
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don't throw toothpicks in the urinal
the crabs have learned to pole vault
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If you don't like your job, you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it half-assed .... its the american way! |
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11-12-2003, 06:25 PM
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Here I sit, I'm in a caper
'Bout to shit but got no paper. If I wait, the pain will linger So I'll just use my fucking finger. |
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11-12-2003, 06:32 PM
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Seen in a pay toilet somewhere
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11-12-2003, 06:40 PM
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11-12-2003, 10:26 PM
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There's no use standing on the seat.
The crabs in here can jump 6 feet. There's no use going in the one next door. The ones in there jump 6 foot four. |
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11-12-2003, 10:56 PM
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11-13-2003, 12:30 PM
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that one about Butte Montana is classic
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11-14-2003, 01:41 PM
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wake up ye shithouse poets!
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