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Old 11-03-2003, 05:57 PM   #1
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My audition as a porn star

ok so i go to audition as a porn star.. i take off my clothes they check me out.. and say you must be 7" in order to work for us..

(ok so here it comes)

I say, Well... what do you want me to do? Its not like i can cut off 3 inches..

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OMFG.. HAHAHAAHAH


ok im on first base towards getting drunk..
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Old 11-03-2003, 05:58 PM   #2
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have another, your not funny yet
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Old 11-03-2003, 05:59 PM   #3
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You had a hardon at the audition?
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Old 11-03-2003, 06:02 PM   #4
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Old 11-03-2003, 06:04 PM   #5
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i think its funny
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Old 11-03-2003, 07:00 PM   #6
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If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is listening to your post, does anybody give a fuck?
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Old 11-03-2003, 07:04 PM   #7
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Cheesey, but I laughed anyway. Good one!
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Old 11-03-2003, 07:06 PM   #8
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Don't mind me... I'm just cranky bec. CCBill fucked up my signup page so my ref code wasn't getting recorded for an entire day of a hun listing.
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Old 11-03-2003, 07:19 PM   #9
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there's no such thing as an "audition" - luke ford
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:11 PM   #10
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:13 PM   #11
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:18 PM   #12
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You had a hardon at the audition?
He better have one.
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