ok so i go to audition as a porn star.. i take off my clothes they check me out.. and say you must be 7" in order to work for us..
(ok so here it comes)
I say, Well... what do you want me to do? Its not like i can cut off 3 inches..
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OMFG.. HAHAHAAHAH
ok im on first base towards getting drunk..
