My audition as a porn star
 

ok so i go to audition as a porn star.. i take off my clothes they check me out.. and say you must be 7" in order to work for us..

(ok so here it comes)

I say, Well... what do you want me to do? Its not like i can cut off 3 inches..

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OMFG.. HAHAHAAHAH


ok im on first base towards getting drunk.. :glugglug

have another, your not funny yet :winkwink:

You had a hardon at the audition? :winkwink:

hehehe

i think its funny :1orglaugh

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is listening to your post, does anybody give a fuck?

Cheesey, but I laughed anyway. Good one!

Don't mind me... I'm just cranky bec. CCBill fucked up my signup page so my ref code wasn't getting recorded for an entire day of a hun listing. :(

there's no such thing as an "audition" - luke ford

lol

:repuke

He better have one.