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advertiser · 10-29-2003, 02:55 AM

I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with

The question is

1.what meal (she is Australian)
2.what song
3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc.
4. anyother environmental factors.
5.What drink.

sorry it sounds like a plan for first down
But that is life.

ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic.
I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt.

cheers

galleryseek · 10-29-2003, 02:59 AM

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SomeCreep · 10-29-2003, 03:01 AM

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reynold · 10-29-2003, 03:01 AM

be yourself lol
If you really want to know, ask the ladies

Tuga · 10-29-2003, 03:25 AM

Respect the cock. That's all you need to know.

Olivier · 10-29-2003, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
be yourself lol
If you really want to know, ask the ladies

so true

that's the best way to do. If you're not yourself, you'll not be happy in your relationship.

LiveDose · 10-29-2003, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
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advertiser · 10-29-2003, 03:56 AM

ture respect the ladies
that is why the question was directed towards them
Also my cock is a foot long but i dont like to use it as a rule.

johnbosh · 10-29-2003, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
be yourself lol
If you really want to know, ask the ladies

Jup just be yourself and you'll find out soon

Aussie Rebel · 10-29-2003, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by advertiser
I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with

The question is

1.what meal (she is Australian)
2.what song
3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc.
4. anyother environmental factors.
5.What drink.

sorry it sounds like a plan for first down
But that is life.

ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic.
I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt.

cheers

The answer is

1. A Pie with sauce
2.Do Ya Fuck On First Dates,(by Kevin Bloody Wilson)
3.Take her to the Footy
4. None.
5.Victoria Bitter.

myjah · 10-29-2003, 05:44 AM

do u want this info for a first date? or for a first fuck?

nofx · 10-29-2003, 05:53 AM

looks like your trying to get laid? get these things

1. A Value meal #4 from McDonalds w/ Dr. Pepper (no ice)
2. Hanson - MMMBop
3. perfect environment is a crusty/dirty bathroom stall in a gas station
4. make sure that there is fresh soap in the dispensor
5. Grape juice (with a 6 drops of lemon juice squeezed in, and 1 drop of milk)

Kevin2 · 10-29-2003, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by advertiser
I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with

The question is

1.what meal (she is Australian)
2.what song
3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc.
4. anyother environmental factors.
5.What drink.

sorry it sounds like a plan for first down
But that is life.

ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic.
I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt.

cheers

1. Big Kangaroo
2. Waltzing Matilda
3. Sheep paddock for a picnic
4. Nah
5. VB

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advertiser Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: mensa Posts: 457	ladies and gentlemen please help a poor boy I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with The question is 1.what meal (she is Australian) 2.what song 3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc. 4. anyother environmental factors. 5.What drink. sorry it sounds like a plan for first down But that is life. ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic. I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt. cheers

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advertiser Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: mensa Posts: 457	ture respect the ladies that is why the question was directed towards them Also my cock is a foot long but i dont like to use it as a rule.