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  • advertiser
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 457

    #1

    ladies and gentlemen please help a poor boy

    I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with

    The question is

    1.what meal (she is Australian)
    2.what song
    3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc.
    4. anyother environmental factors.
    5.What drink.

    sorry it sounds like a plan for first down
    But that is life.

    ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic.
    I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt.

    cheers
  • galleryseek
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 8234

    #2
    www.malesuccess.com i'll give you a discount once it's finished

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    • Pad
      elephants dont swat flies
      • Aug 2003
      • 1262

      #3
      keen

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      • SomeCreep
        :glugglug
        • Mar 2003
        • 26118

        #4
        Everything you need to know about women can be learned at maxhardcore.com

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        • reynold
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 51271

          #5
          be yourself lol
          If you really want to know, ask the ladies

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          • Tuga
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7678

            #6
            Respect the cock. That's all you need to know.

            Go Fuck Yourself!
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            • Olivier
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 656

              #7
              Originally posted by reynold
              be yourself lol
              If you really want to know, ask the ladies
              so true

              that's the best way to do. If you're not yourself, you'll not be happy in your relationship.

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              • LiveDose
                Show Yer Tits!
                • Feb 2002
                • 25792

                #8
                Originally posted by SomeCreep
                Everything you need to know about women can be learned at maxhardcore.com


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                • advertiser
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 457

                  #9
                  ture respect the ladies
                  that is why the question was directed towards them
                  Also my cock is a foot long but i dont like to use it as a rule.

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                  • johnbosh
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 8965

                    #10
                    Originally posted by reynold
                    be yourself lol
                    If you really want to know, ask the ladies
                    Jup just be yourself and you'll find out soon

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                    • Aussie Rebel
                      Blow Me U Geeks
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 5108

                      #11
                      Originally posted by advertiser
                      I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with

                      The question is

                      1.what meal (she is Australian)
                      2.what song
                      3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc.
                      4. anyother environmental factors.
                      5.What drink.

                      sorry it sounds like a plan for first down
                      But that is life.

                      ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic.
                      I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt.

                      cheers

                      The answer is


                      1. A Pie with sauce
                      2.Do Ya Fuck On First Dates,(by Kevin Bloody Wilson)
                      3.Take her to the Footy
                      4. None.
                      5.Victoria Bitter.


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                      • myjah
                        Back in the harbor
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 11482

                        #12
                        do u want this info for a first date? or for a first fuck?
                        VP of Marketing
                        AVN Media Network
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                        • nofx
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826

                          #13
                          looks like your trying to get laid? get these things

                          1. A Value meal #4 from McDonalds w/ Dr. Pepper (no ice)
                          2. Hanson - MMMBop
                          3. perfect environment is a crusty/dirty bathroom stall in a gas station
                          4. make sure that there is fresh soap in the dispensor
                          5. Grape juice (with a 6 drops of lemon juice squeezed in, and 1 drop of milk)

                          Often times I wonder why
                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                          • Kevin2
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2003
                            • 1429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by advertiser
                            I have this hot new girlfirend that i am most happy with

                            The question is

                            1.what meal (she is Australian)
                            2.what song
                            3.what environment ie opera,sport,,,,,,,,,,etc etc.
                            4. anyother environmental factors.
                            5.What drink.

                            sorry it sounds like a plan for first down
                            But that is life.

                            ps babe knows little about me but the Chemistry is fantastic.
                            I feel like a youngster on his first beaver hunt.

                            cheers
                            1. Big Kangaroo
                            2. Waltzing Matilda
                            3. Sheep paddock for a picnic
                            4. Nah
                            5. VB



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