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10-26-2003, 02:19 PM

so?

JamesK · 10-26-2003, 02:20 PM

excited and horny.

Amputate Your Head · 10-26-2003, 02:20 PM

I caught my first wife doing that very thing.

divorced the bitch and left her with nothing.

OMG Shawn · 10-26-2003, 02:21 PM

Cheating is still cheating... she'd get the boot.
But, if she brings home another girl with her to share...
well... that's a completely different story.
Then it's not cheating, it's sharing.

arial · 10-26-2003, 02:22 PM

I would feel great.

Meloman · 10-26-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I caught my first wife doing that very thing.

divorced the bitch and left her with nothing.

LOL, sounds like the very first episode of "Friends".

You wouldn't happen to have 3 hot friends named "Phebe, Monica & Rachel" do you?

freeadultcontent · 10-26-2003, 02:23 PM

left out

cezam · 10-26-2003, 02:23 PM

i'd ask for a threesome

Fabuleux · 10-26-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by cezam
i'd ask for a threesome

doober · 10-26-2003, 02:28 PM

id feel like joining in?

BrentD · 10-26-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
so?

They better let me video tape it and join in ;)

grogan · 10-26-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I caught my first wife doing that very thing.

divorced the bitch and left her with nothing.

is that half of your bank account?

maxjohan · 10-26-2003, 02:36 PM

No, I don't really know, girls is better than boys but still..I think most boys whould be hurt. When you hear her moan like never before and so on.

hmm..it's not like you just can go in a bang them both.

Amputate Your Head · 10-26-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by grogan

is that half of your bank account?

nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

grogan · 10-26-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

Not bad.

Woulda been easier to just kill her, but whatever works.

reynold · 10-26-2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

classic

KaLi · 10-26-2003, 02:42 PM

Been there, done that..

Amputate Your Head · 10-26-2003, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by grogan

Not bad.

Woulda been easier to just kill her, but whatever works.

no thanks... military prison was never real appealing to me.

spamofon · 10-26-2003, 02:43 PM

jump in between them

OMG Shawn · 10-26-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

That must have been some fun... handing her 2 quarters.
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at the look on her face!

doober · 10-26-2003, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

You must have really loved her..

Amputate Your Head · 10-26-2003, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by doober

You must have really loved her..

i did at one point.... but she decided to try and fuck me. Then she burned every photo album I had from when I was born through to my early twenties. Thanks to her I have no photos of my father.

She chose poorly. And she deserved worse than me sending her back to square one.

avion · 10-26-2003, 03:02 PM

I would join in...

Jer · 10-26-2003, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Then she burned every photo album I had from when I was born through to my early twenties. Thanks to her I have no photos of my father.

That sucks big time.

Back the topic: I would kick her ass. Cheating is cheating.

MaxCandy · 10-26-2003, 03:14 PM

any girl i date, must be into girls!!!

brand0n · 10-26-2003, 03:15 PM

happy as i could be

JDog · 10-26-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard
excited and horny.

That's how I would feel!

jDoG

Doctor Dre · 10-26-2003, 03:18 PM

I'l join them

Kicker · 10-26-2003, 03:18 PM

I`ll fuck both of them!

Trent Edison · 10-26-2003, 03:22 PM

Obvious - join them.

jimmyf · 10-26-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Then she burned every photo album I had from when I was born through to my early twenties. Thanks to her I have no photos of my father.

this happened 2 me.

johnbosh · 10-26-2003, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Meloman

LOL, sounds like the very first episode of "Friends".

You wouldn't happen to have 3 hot friends named "Phebe, Monica & Rachel" do you?

Nima · 10-26-2003, 03:30 PM

that would be every mans dream but only when shared!

galleryseek · 10-26-2003, 03:32 PM

if i were in a serious relationship i'd dump her and deem her whore ass bitch.

depends on the type of relationship.

maxdaname · 10-26-2003, 03:35 PM

I dont mind as long as they let me watch or join!

Ross · 10-26-2003, 03:36 PM

I'd cheat on her with her girlfriend

BlueDesignStudios · 10-26-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by MaxCandy
any girl i date, must be into girls!!!

Are you a girl? LOL!

fsfaz · 10-26-2003, 03:41 PM

Feel just fine.

BlackCrayon · 10-26-2003, 03:45 PM

if its behind my back, shes out the door, a cheating whore. if we discuss it and everything, no secrets, well thats another story.

Loryn · 10-26-2003, 03:54 PM

To me any contact with another human being in a sexual way other than your partner is a form of betrayal. Ask yourself this, if your other half was in the room and saw you doing something a little on the wild side, would he/she be uncomfortable with it? If yes, then it is wrong.

Besides when I am truly in love I only want to have sex with him and no one else but him. If he and I decide having threesome or whatever is something we would like to do then that is okay and it is something we share together. But anything sexual should be with each other or with each others approval. Just the way I am.

Lonny · 10-26-2003, 03:57 PM

I'd say, Wait you two don't move let me get my camera.

Chris E · 10-26-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
I'd cheat on her with her girlfriend

That is definitely the way forward.

micky--ams · 10-26-2003, 04:58 PM

thats not cheatin

thats expanding your in house room service ;)

Theo · 10-26-2003, 05:20 PM

I would feel very bad and strange.

Triple 6 · 10-26-2003, 06:40 PM

if she gets to play, i get to play.... with either the other girl or some other girl i will find for myself

HEARTBREAKER · 10-26-2003, 07:27 PM

is it worse than caught her with a guy?

TheFLY · 10-26-2003, 07:41 PM

2 words

"genital warts"

tranza · 10-26-2003, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Wildcard
excited and horny.

what he said....

Chris · 10-26-2003, 07:47 PM

Everyone who said they woudnt care or along those lines is a fucking lier or 12 years old.

If you truely loved another girl and you found her in bed with anyone ( without letting you know ) ITS CHEATING and you kick the whore to the curb. Now if she comes to you and says " Honey lets have a three some with my best friend " Go for it. But if she down right cheats on you she's done.

Now go back to your " OMG D00D ID L0v3 1t " post.

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