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Originally posted by grogan
is that half of your bank account?
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nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.
The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.