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buddyjuf 10-26-2003 02:19 PM

how would you feel if you caught your girlfriend cheating on you with another GIRL?
 
so? :Graucho :glugglug

JamesK 10-26-2003 02:20 PM

excited and horny.

Amputate Your Head 10-26-2003 02:20 PM

I caught my first wife doing that very thing.

divorced the bitch and left her with nothing.

OMG Shawn 10-26-2003 02:21 PM

Cheating is still cheating... she'd get the boot.
But, if she brings home another girl with her to share...
well... that's a completely different story.
Then it's not cheating, it's sharing. :Graucho

arial 10-26-2003 02:22 PM

I would feel great.

Meloman 10-26-2003 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I caught my first wife doing that very thing.

divorced the bitch and left her with nothing.

LOL, sounds like the very first episode of "Friends".

You wouldn't happen to have 3 hot friends named "Phebe, Monica & Rachel" do you? :Graucho

freeadultcontent 10-26-2003 02:23 PM

left out

cezam 10-26-2003 02:23 PM

i'd ask for a threesome :Graucho

Fabuleux 10-26-2003 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cezam
i'd ask for a threesome :Graucho
:Graucho

doober 10-26-2003 02:28 PM

id feel like joining in?

BrentD 10-26-2003 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
so? :Graucho :glugglug

They better let me video tape it and join in ;)


:glugglug :1orglaugh :glugglug

grogan 10-26-2003 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I caught my first wife doing that very thing.

divorced the bitch and left her with nothing.

is that half of your bank account?

maxjohan 10-26-2003 02:36 PM

No, I don't really know, girls is better than boys but still..I think most boys whould be hurt. When you hear her moan like never before and so on.

hmm..it's not like you just can go in a bang them both.

:helpme

Amputate Your Head 10-26-2003 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan


is that half of your bank account?

nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

grogan 10-26-2003 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

Not bad.


Woulda been easier to just kill her, but whatever works.

reynold 10-26-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

classic :thumbsup

KaLi 10-26-2003 02:42 PM

Been there, done that..

Amputate Your Head 10-26-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan


Not bad.


Woulda been easier to just kill her, but whatever works.

no thanks... military prison was never real appealing to me.

spamofon 10-26-2003 02:43 PM

jump in between them

OMG Shawn 10-26-2003 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.

That must have been some fun... handing her 2 quarters.
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at the look on her face!

doober 10-26-2003 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nope... was rather ingenious on my part. I was from (insert any place of your choice here), she was from Mississippi, we met in Germnay, married in Denmark, honeymooned in Spain, and divorced in Kansas through a lawyer from Louisiana. I shipped the entire household contents and vehicles to a warehouse known only to me. Had some papers drawn up selling everything to an aquaintence of mine for $1 dollar. Come court time, it was ruled that I owed her half of everything.

The following week she came by to collect and I gave her two shiny new quarters, a copy of the paperwork, a big sloppy kiss on the forehead for being so bright, and sent her down the fucking road.


You must have really loved her..




:eatmouse

Amputate Your Head 10-26-2003 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober



You must have really loved her..




:eatmouse

i did at one point.... but she decided to try and fuck me. Then she burned every photo album I had from when I was born through to my early twenties. Thanks to her I have no photos of my father.

She chose poorly. And she deserved worse than me sending her back to square one.

avion 10-26-2003 03:02 PM

I would join in...

Jer 10-26-2003 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Then she burned every photo album I had from when I was born through to my early twenties. Thanks to her I have no photos of my father.

That sucks big time.

Back the topic: I would kick her ass. Cheating is cheating.

MaxCandy 10-26-2003 03:14 PM

any girl i date, must be into girls!!!

brand0n 10-26-2003 03:15 PM

happy as i could be

JDog 10-26-2003 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
excited and horny.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's how I would feel!

jDoG

Doctor Dre 10-26-2003 03:18 PM

I'l join them

Kicker 10-26-2003 03:18 PM

I`ll fuck both of them!:Graucho

Trent Edison 10-26-2003 03:22 PM

Obvious - join them.

jimmyf 10-26-2003 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Then she burned every photo album I had from when I was born through to my early twenties. Thanks to her I have no photos of my father.

this happened 2 me.

johnbosh 10-26-2003 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meloman


LOL, sounds like the very first episode of "Friends".

You wouldn't happen to have 3 hot friends named "Phebe, Monica & Rachel" do you? :Graucho

:1orglaugh

Nima 10-26-2003 03:30 PM

that would be every mans dream but only when shared!

galleryseek 10-26-2003 03:32 PM

if i were in a serious relationship i'd dump her and deem her whore ass bitch.

depends on the type of relationship.

maxdaname 10-26-2003 03:35 PM

I dont mind as long as they let me watch or join! :arcadefre :smokin

Ross 10-26-2003 03:36 PM

I'd cheat on her with her girlfriend :)

BlueDesignStudios 10-26-2003 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaxCandy
any girl i date, must be into girls!!!
Are you a girl? LOL!

fsfaz 10-26-2003 03:41 PM

Feel just fine.

BlackCrayon 10-26-2003 03:45 PM

if its behind my back, shes out the door, a cheating whore. if we discuss it and everything, no secrets, well thats another story.

Loryn 10-26-2003 03:54 PM

To me any contact with another human being in a sexual way other than your partner is a form of betrayal. Ask yourself this, if your other half was in the room and saw you doing something a little on the wild side, would he/she be uncomfortable with it? If yes, then it is wrong.

Besides when I am truly in love I only want to have sex with him and no one else but him. If he and I decide having threesome or whatever is something we would like to do then that is okay and it is something we share together. But anything sexual should be with each other or with each others approval. Just the way I am. :Graucho

Lonny 10-26-2003 03:57 PM

I'd say, Wait you two don't move let me get my camera.

Chris E 10-26-2003 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
I'd cheat on her with her girlfriend :)
That is definitely the way forward.

micky--ams 10-26-2003 04:58 PM

thats not cheatin

thats expanding your in house room service ;)

:winkwink:

Theo 10-26-2003 05:20 PM

I would feel very bad and strange.

Triple 6 10-26-2003 06:40 PM

if she gets to play, i get to play.... with either the other girl or some other girl i will find for myself

HEARTBREAKER 10-26-2003 07:27 PM

is it worse than caught her with a guy?

TheFLY 10-26-2003 07:41 PM

2 words

"genital warts"

tranza 10-26-2003 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
excited and horny.
what he said....

Chris 10-26-2003 07:47 PM

Everyone who said they woudnt care or along those lines is a fucking lier or 12 years old.

If you truely loved another girl and you found her in bed with anyone ( without letting you know ) ITS CHEATING and you kick the whore to the curb. Now if she comes to you and says " Honey lets have a three some with my best friend " Go for it. But if she down right cheats on you she's done.

Now go back to your " OMG D00D ID L0v3 1t " post.


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