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eroswebmaster · 10-24-2003, 09:22 AM

and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.

XxXotic · 10-24-2003, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.

myjah · 10-24-2003, 09:23 AM

lol...i hope you having been thinking about this for too long

LeeNoga · 10-24-2003, 09:24 AM

Time is money, so how much money do you invest in your penis?

InsaneGreen · 10-24-2003, 09:24 AM

Tuga · 10-24-2003, 09:26 AM

Let me know if it works, I might be interested

johnbosh · 10-24-2003, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Time is money, so how much money do you invest in your penis?

life is not only about money

com · 10-24-2003, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.

ya know.... he just may be onto something!

doober · 10-24-2003, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

of course, just call up your lawyer and explain it to him

Juicy D. Links · 10-24-2003, 11:04 AM

detoxed · 10-24-2003, 11:07 AM

Your multiple personalities would have to appear at the same time and you'd have to prove it. Otherwise its your other personality jacking himself off.

Babaganoosh · 10-24-2003, 11:16 AM

...only in America.

JDog · 10-24-2003, 11:18 AM

Hmm, can I make money off of suing myself? And is it really sexual harrassment?

Good question tho!

jDoG

bigdog · 10-24-2003, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.

you got way too much time on your hands

Rictor · 10-24-2003, 11:31 AM

I sued myself for everything I own and won.

Ross · 10-24-2003, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

HAHAHAHA

Ross · 10-24-2003, 11:33 AM

What about if you fire yourself? Can you sue for unfair dismissal???

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