If you are self employed
 

and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.

:ticking

lol...i hope you having been thinking about this for too long

Time is money, so how much money do you invest in your penis?

:helpme :arcadefre

Let me know if it works, I might be interested :winkwink:

life is not only about money:winkwink:

ya know.... he just may be onto something!

of course, just call up your lawyer and explain it to him

:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your multiple personalities would have to appear at the same time and you'd have to prove it. Otherwise its your other personality jacking himself off.

...only in America.

Hmm, can I make money off of suing myself? And is it really sexual harrassment?

Good question tho!

jDoG

you got way too much time on your hands

I sued myself for everything I own and won.

HAHAHAHA

What about if you fire yourself? Can you sue for unfair dismissal???


:1orglaugh