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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    If you are self employed

    and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

    hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.
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  • XxXotic
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    • Jun 2002
    • 8500

    #2
    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
    and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

    hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.
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    • myjah
      Back in the harbor
      • Sep 2003
      • 11482

      #3
      lol...i hope you having been thinking about this for too long
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      • LeeNoga
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 3043

        #4
        Time is money, so how much money do you invest in your penis?

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        • InsaneGreen
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          • Aug 2003
          • 996

          #5
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          • Tuga
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7678

            #6
            Let me know if it works, I might be interested

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            • johnbosh
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 8965

              #7
              Originally posted by LeeNoga
              Time is money, so how much money do you invest in your penis?
              life is not only about money

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              • com
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 4541

                #8
                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

                hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.
                ya know.... he just may be onto something!

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                • doober
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6984

                  #9
                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                  and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.
                  of course, just call up your lawyer and explain it to him

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                  • juicylinks
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10

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                    • detoxed
                      vip member
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 17798

                      #11
                      Your multiple personalities would have to appear at the same time and you'd have to prove it. Otherwise its your other personality jacking himself off.

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                      • Babaganoosh
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                        • Nov 2001
                        • 15841

                        #12
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                        • JDog
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 7453

                          #13
                          Hmm, can I make money off of suing myself? And is it really sexual harrassment?

                          Good question tho!

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                          • bigdog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 6964

                            #14
                            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                            and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.

                            hmm...you know if you went out and got some kind of insurance, and then did this while claiming to have multiple personality disorder it just might work.
                            you got way too much time on your hands

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                            • Rictor
                              Old Timer
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 12208

                              #15
                              I sued myself for everything I own and won.

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                              • Ross
                                Ik ben een aap
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18874

                                #16
                                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                and masturbate during work hours can you sue yourself for sexual harrasment.
                                HAHAHAHA

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                                • Ross
                                  Ik ben een aap
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 18874

                                  #17
                                  What about if you fire yourself? Can you sue for unfair dismissal???


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