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Harvey |
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47 | 16.15% |
Katsuki |
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34 | 11.68% |
Madcapa |
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38 | 13.06% |
Y0nki |
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9 | 3.09% |
Avion |
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39 | 13.40% |
The Fly |
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10 | 3.44% |
Hamlet |
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114 | 39.18% |
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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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200 and FLY still can't touch my shit.
Time to start a new poll so that I can included.
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I appreciate your comments, but if you can't appreciate the beauty of an overcast day -- you got problems... My guess is that the photographer took this pic at this time of day with this weather for artistic reasons -- I ran with the feel of the pic and kept that feel consistenet with the the laptop, the boat, text, floor, etc... If you've been following Sony.com's website and products (the current leader in the design of popular high-technology) and the Powerbook you'll see they have been using similar "overcast" colors -- it goes with the latest trends so Neriah's site is up-to-date. Quote:
It's funny you say it's blurry when most comments so far has been that my design is crisp. In reality the outline of the "NERIAH" text is about 1 pixel at this reslution -- so I'll take it as acompliment that I achieved this "blur" effect ![]() Quote:
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<img src="http://www.neriah.com/customer_extranet/neriah/images/boards/contest/Fly.jpg">
Look at how the "N" in Neriah in my design plays off the whole fucking sky, the whole fucking horizon, AND her leg... I pull 50% of the entire compositional space BAM like a damn black whole into the first letter of her first name -- the most important letter... Now THAT is fucking art. |
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#204 |
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The FLy's sucks so bad
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![]() Your design is dull, bland and boring. I think you spent 20 minutes on it. If you spent more time than that, then you obviously ripped yourself off. |
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Ok so I'm getting messages private telling me that Neriah should choose the "unartistic" designs because she needs to sell to the lowest common denominator... she needs to sell to the idiots -- because that's who's buying the memberships...
Who wants to buy brand name designer clothes, because "gee it's all about the label anyway and designer clothes aren't really better..." You people are pathetic! Don't you ever pay more for quality? Can't you appreciate originality or craft or quality materials/construction? You're the problem with this society. Keep shopping at Walmart and GAP with the rest of the scum of the earth -- go build your scummy, predictable tours... |
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Since you used the quote feature improperly I'll have to copy and paste this:
"I'm glad you noticed this... In fact there's no gaussian blur, there's no blur at all." I didn't say there was a gaussian blur. I called it a gaussian nightmare. Which is what it looks like where the text meets the stroke and the stroke meets the rest of the image. |
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I am so going to fucking kick your ass motherfucker
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I'll bet Neriah is wishing she'd never picked TheFLY as a finalist, now. Hehe. Then again, scandal can be good promo.
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So the claws came out....
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All for $200...
You should be ashamed of yourself Pete. You've nearly achieved Amp status.
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I'm done wasting my time here. I have kids to spend time with and errands to run.
I don't mean to hassle you, TheFLY, but you've been really rude and obnoxious and your design is NOT all you seem to think it is. There are some KILLER designs here and it's a real shame that only one can win. It looks like alot of you spent alot of time on this ![]() |
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My design is so boring and timid -- that's why I'm bitchslapping all of you for being so stupid...
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I'm just suprised that the designers aren't here defending their work... because I've ripped them all up... I'll rip any art you post in here -- because 99.9% of artists suck ass because they watch too much TV and read too many comic books. I already know the general public doesn't appreciate most of my art -- because they're INGORANT -- and that's my job -- to teach these assholes what beauty is!!! That's not an issue for me... the artists and people I respect enjoy and collect my work... I've taken my paintings out into the streets -- 99% of people don't even enjoy art unless the recognize what it is... That's why Andy Warhol and the Pop artists are so famous -- they made art for the common fool... |
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If calling my design old school was ripping me up then I guess you got me. But you and I both know it wasn't so it's all good.
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i just found this thread.
can anyone please write a very small summary ? |
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TheFLY
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i just want to know - is this a Drama thread ?
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nah, no drama here...just a regular GFY thread...
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Looks like Hamlet has stolen the show!
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GFY's resident psychologist selling viagra:
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If I added some gay Photoshop filters like these other followers I'd have won...
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Hamlet should be excluded for the stolen sunflower borders and the Voltron inspired logo...
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I really don't get the Hamlet design... what does this shit mean?
Sunflower girl meets Voltron comics? This is the mentality of you morons -- you like the Voltron style... great cartoon -- but this is an adult site. <img src="http://webusers.xula.edu/mbullock/vpic1.gif"> <img src="http://webusers.xula.edu/mbullock/vpic3.gif"> |
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This Hamlet/Voltron idiot has no artistic integrity... The guy wins because he designed a whole damn menu... That took a lot of brains... Buy guess what -- the icons he chose have nothing to do with the text or the content of the site...
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I smell a proxy bot...
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Dude, you can defend your design all day long but the bottom line is - it is not SEXY. Doesn't make you think of sex & there's nothing sexy at all about it. Overcast colors might work for Sony but you're not selling electronics, you're selling a Playmate. Yea, maybe the "N" lines up perfectly with her tits, maybe you've got the most artistic, modern design, maybe the ship in the background represents some deep, hidden secret about her psyche
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Get off your pedestal. Surfers want something impressive, not a piece of shit design that looks like an 11 year old with a computer drew it. Even if your design has subtle pieces of "art" as you claim, the average surfer won't notice it and he won't give a rats ass. Join the shitty-AVS-design-club ; because that's all your design is. |
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