How can I make an oat meal? - GoFuckYourself.com

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:07 AM

can anyone teach me real quick?

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SpaceAce · 10-23-2003, 05:09 AM

Yes.

Go to grocery store. Enter store. Look up. Locate sign with "Oatmeal" written on it. Proceed to oatmeal aisle. Walk down oatmeal aisle. Locate cardboard box or tube with a picture of a smiling quaker on it. The box or tube should say "Quaker Oats". Take Quaker Oats to cashier and purchase Quaker Oats. Return home, remembering to take Quaker Oats home with you. Prepare oats according to instructions on oat box or tube. Enjoy your steaming bowl of oatmeal.

SpaceAce

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:11 AM

they say boil water and put oats..
how much water and how much outs?
doesnt say..

SpaceAce · 10-23-2003, 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

they say boil water and put oats..
how much water and how much outs?
doesnt say..

Boil the water and stir in oats until it looks like something you would want to eat.

SpaceAce

Ironhorse · 10-23-2003, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

they say boil water and put oats..
how much water and how much outs?
doesnt say..

Man do I have to do everything for you today?

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TDF · 10-23-2003, 05:21 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Boil the water and stir in oats until it looks like something you would want to eat.

SpaceAce

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:28 AM

I made it!!!!!!!

Good tasting oat meal

johnbosh · 10-23-2003, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I made it!!!!!!!
Good tasting oat meal

do you have a picture of an oat male? wtf is it

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh
do you have a picture of an oat male? wtf is it

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:32 AM

P.S. - its not my picture

johnbosh · 10-23-2003, 05:34 AM

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Damn is that really an oat meal? it looks disgusting. Where does it taste like?

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:37 AM

doesnt really have a taste...
I put an apple so its tastes ok
i eat it because my stomach is giving me shit....

Milena Dickman · 10-23-2003, 05:39 AM

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Originally posted by SpaceAce

Boil the water and stir in oats until it looks like something you would want to eat.

SpaceAce

It´s even tastier if you do it with milk instead of water

com · 10-23-2003, 05:40 AM

pour beer in for flavour

Ironhorse · 10-23-2003, 05:42 AM

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pour beer in for flavour

That might be why he's got stomach problems

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman

It´s even tastier if you do it with milk instead of water

damn...too late

Sarah_Jayne · 10-23-2003, 06:10 AM

brown sugar, butter and milk is the only way to go.

myjah · 10-23-2003, 06:13 AM

you can make chocolate oatmeal by adding cocoa powder and sugar...its sooo yummy.

shawcutie · 10-23-2003, 06:15 AM

Peaches and Cream is the best! I eat a packet every morning ;)

johnbosh · 10-23-2003, 06:17 AM

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Peaches and Cream is the best! I eat a packet every morning ;)

In wich country they are used to eat this? Because I never heard of it

com · 10-23-2003, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh

In wich country they are used to eat this? Because I never heard of it

everyone but yours@

Sarah_Jayne · 10-23-2003, 06:20 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh

In wich country they are used to eat this? Because I never heard of it

many...in the US it is oatmeal...in the UK it is porridge ..it is the same thing

iwantchixx · 10-23-2003, 06:21 AM

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Looks like dead bird intestines

com · 10-23-2003, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

many...in the US it is oatmeal...in the UK it is porridge ..it is the same thing

cream of wheat > *

com · 10-23-2003, 06:22 AM

i bet my daily breakfast would kill half the people on this board within a month

Oracle Porn · 10-23-2003, 06:29 AM

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Originally posted by com

everyone but yours@

exactly....

johnbosh · 10-23-2003, 06:32 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

exactly....

Milena Dickman · 10-23-2003, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

damn...too late

Well, try it next time! Put some chocolate powder on it if wish so... Yum!

Man, this brings some child memories!

Poo-Chee · 10-23-2003, 06:36 AM

Cute..

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SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	Yes. Go to grocery store. Enter store. Look up. Locate sign with "Oatmeal" written on it. Proceed to oatmeal aisle. Walk down oatmeal aisle. Locate cardboard box or tube with a picture of a smiling quaker on it. The box or tube should say "Quaker Oats". Take Quaker Oats to cashier and purchase Quaker Oats. Return home, remembering to take Quaker Oats home with you. Prepare oats according to instructions on oat box or tube. Enjoy your steaming bowl of oatmeal. SpaceAce

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