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Old 10-23-2003, 05:09 AM  
SpaceAce
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Yes.

Go to grocery store. Enter store. Look up. Locate sign with "Oatmeal" written on it. Proceed to oatmeal aisle. Walk down oatmeal aisle. Locate cardboard box or tube with a picture of a smiling quaker on it. The box or tube should say "Quaker Oats". Take Quaker Oats to cashier and purchase Quaker Oats. Return home, remembering to take Quaker Oats home with you. Prepare oats according to instructions on oat box or tube. Enjoy your steaming bowl of oatmeal.

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