How do I filter traffic by religion? - GoFuckYourself.com

drunkdollars · 10-21-2003, 07:29 PM

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GeXus · 10-21-2003, 07:30 PM

JiucyLinks · 10-21-2003, 07:30 PM

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drunkdollars · 10-21-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JiucyLinks
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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-21-2003, 07:37 PM

Ask em on a form maybe?

Fuck that. Now that I think about it all its a cragmire.

Is Dick sucking more offensive to Arabs than to Buddhist's?
Is Group Sex more arousing than Anal sex for Mormon's?
Is Eating Pussy just not Kosher to Jewish folk and if not what would be?

Damnit...

Ya busted my fucking head on this.

Juicy D. Links · 10-21-2003, 07:41 PM

[Directory /docroot]
Order Deny,Allow
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Moses
Jesus
Amish
[/Directory]

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drunkdollars · 10-21-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
Ask em on a form maybe?

Fuck that. Now that I think about it all its a cragmire.

Is Dick sucking more offensive to Arabs than to Buddhist's?
Is Group Sex more arousing than Anal sex for Mormon's?
Is Eating Pussy just not Kosher to Jewish folk and if not what would be?

Damnit...

Ya busted my fucking head on this.

A form is a good idea but I was looking for something that can auto detect

Anyone?

woj · 10-21-2003, 07:42 PM

$HTTP_USER_VARS['religion']

http://www.php.net/manual/user_variables.php#religion

NetRodent · 10-21-2003, 07:43 PM

Simply grab HTTP_RELIGION environment variable and look it up in the ISO Religion codes...

http://www.iso.org/iso/en/CatalogueL....CatalogueList

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-21-2003, 07:57 PM

Its not there, it would be funnier if it were though!

hibbidiji · 10-21-2003, 07:58 PM

anyone try this?

<?php
$dbhost = "universe";
$dbusername = "diety";
$dbpass = "me";
$dbname = "world_religion";
$link = mysql_connect($dbhost, $dbusername, $dbpass) or die ("There is no spoon");
mysql_select_db ($dbname) or die ("no religions found");
$sql = "SELECT * FROM `religions` WHERE `sex_acceptable` = '1'";
$religion_1 = mysql_query ($sql,$link) or die("died");
$religion =mysql_fetch_array($religion_1);
$result = count($religion);
echo $result;
?>

I keep getting "0" am I doing something wrong?

(and no programmers trying to bitch about which versions of php would return a NULL array and which would return an EMPTY array)

D

Adult Site Traffic · 10-21-2003, 08:07 PM

RewriteEngine on
Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteBase /

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^christian [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^wiccan[NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^pagan[NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^buddist [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^catholic [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com
--

Sholul work fine.

hibbidiji · 10-21-2003, 08:17 PM

c'mon! we need at least one c, one asp one hahahahahahahahahaha and one perl!

get em in there boys

D

woj · 10-21-2003, 08:17 PM

You can always have a flashing link "special offer for X religion"
each time the page reloads, put a different religion in.

Then when they click, play a wave file on the following page...
with a deep God-like voice saying something creative. Something about how joining your site is what God wants or something along those lines.

hibbidiji · 10-21-2003, 08:19 PM

LOL
gfy changed j-a-v-a-s-c-r-i-p-t to hahahahahahahahahaha

woj · 10-21-2003, 08:19 PM

and if they don't join, promote a "history eraser" on exit... claiming that even God won't have proof you viewed porn after the software is done with his system.

SomeCreep · 10-21-2003, 08:30 PM

Simple, put a clickable picture of each god on your page with the words "more porn" under them. Surfers will click the god they believe in thus filtering your traffic by religion.

drunkdollars · 10-21-2003, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
RewriteEngine on
Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteBase /

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^christian [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^wiccan[NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^pagan[NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^buddist [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^catholic [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com
--

Sholul work fine.

Im getting errors

BlueDesignStudios · 10-21-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
and if they don't join, promote a "history eraser" on exit... claiming that even God won't have proof you viewed porn after the software is done with his system.

drunkdollars · 10-21-2003, 10:11 PM

I am planning on selling internet eraser but I need to filter first..

Anyone got any more ideas?

TheJimmy · 10-21-2003, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
Anyone have a script?

ask 12clicks

I think he deals mostly in Islamic traffic...

drunkdollars · 10-21-2003, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy

ask 12clicks

I think he deals mostly in Islamic traffic...

Does is convert?
How does he filter it?

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NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Simply grab HTTP_RELIGION environment variable and look it up in the ISO Religion codes... http://www.iso.org/iso/en/CatalogueL....CatalogueList __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

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10-21-2003, 07:58 PM	#11
hibbidiji Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 208	anyone try this? <?php $dbhost = "universe"; $dbusername = "diety"; $dbpass = "me"; $dbname = "world_religion"; $link = mysql_connect($dbhost, $dbusername, $dbpass) or die ("There is no spoon"); mysql_select_db ($dbname) or die ("no religions found"); $sql = "SELECT * FROM `religions` WHERE `sex_acceptable` = '1'"; $religion_1 = mysql_query ($sql,$link) or die("died"); $religion =mysql_fetch_array($religion_1); $result = count($religion); echo $result; ?> I keep getting "0" am I doing something wrong? (and no programmers trying to bitch about which versions of php would return a NULL array and which would return an EMPTY array) D __________________ ---------------

10-21-2003, 08:07 PM	#12
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	RewriteEngine on Options +FollowSymlinks RewriteBase / RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^christian [NC] RewriteRule ^(.) http://www.somesite.com RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^wiccan[NC] RewriteRule ^(.) http://www.somesite.com RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^pagan[NC] RewriteRule ^(.) http://www.somesite.com RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^buddist [NC] RewriteRule ^(.) http://www.somesite.com RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^catholic [NC] RewriteRule ^(.) http://www.somesite.com -- Sholul work fine. __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me!* Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

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