How do I filter traffic by religion?
 

Anyone have a script?

:helpme

ask jesus dialer

:Graucho

Ask em on a form maybe?

Fuck that. Now that I think about it all its a cragmire.

Is Dick sucking more offensive to Arabs than to Buddhist's?
Is Group Sex more arousing than Anal sex for Mormon's?
Is Eating Pussy just not Kosher to Jewish folk and if not what would be?

Damnit...

Ya busted my fucking head on this.
:321GFY :mad:

[Directory /docroot]
Order Deny,Allow
Deny from

allah
budda
Moses
Jesus
Amish
[/Directory]



] swap with > and <

A form is a good idea but I was looking for something that can auto detect

Anyone?

$HTTP_USER_VARS['religion']

http://www.php.net/manual/user_variables.php#religion

Simply grab HTTP_RELIGION environment variable and look it up in the ISO Religion codes...

http://www.iso.org/iso/en/CatalogueL....CatalogueList

Its not there, it would be funnier if it were though!

anyone try this?

<?php
$dbhost = "universe";
$dbusername = "diety";
$dbpass = "me";
$dbname = "world_religion";
$link = mysql_connect($dbhost, $dbusername, $dbpass) or die ("There is no spoon");
mysql_select_db ($dbname) or die ("no religions found");
$sql = "SELECT * FROM `religions` WHERE `sex_acceptable` = '1'";
$religion_1 = mysql_query ($sql,$link) or die("died");
$religion =mysql_fetch_array($religion_1);
$result = count($religion);
echo $result;
?>


I keep getting "0" am I doing something wrong?



(and no programmers trying to bitch about which versions of php would return a NULL array and which would return an EMPTY array)


:)

D

RewriteEngine on
Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteBase /

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^christian [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^wiccan[NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^pagan[NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^buddist [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com

RewriteCond %{HTTP:Accept-religion} ^catholic [NC]
RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.somesite.com
--

Sholul work fine.
:thumbsup

c'mon! we need at least one c, one asp one hahahahahahahahahaha and one perl!

get em in there boys

D

You can always have a flashing link "special offer for X religion"
each time the page reloads, put a different religion in.

Then when they click, play a wave file on the following page...
with a deep God-like voice saying something creative. Something about how joining your site is what God wants or something along those lines. :1orglaugh

LOL
gfy changed j-a-v-a-s-c-r-i-p-t to hahahahahahahahahaha

and if they don't join, promote a "history eraser" on exit... claiming that even God won't have proof you viewed porn after the software is done with his system.

Simple, put a clickable picture of each god on your page with the words "more porn" under them. Surfers will click the god they believe in thus filtering your traffic by religion.

Im getting errors :helpme

:1orglaugh

I am planning on selling internet eraser but I need to filter first..

Anyone got any more ideas?

ask 12clicks


I think he deals mostly in Islamic traffic...

Does is convert?
How does he filter it?