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Old 10-18-2003, 01:20 PM   #1
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I couldn't find my lighter
This is somewhat funny.

I couldn't find one of my lighters so I found an old box of matches during my search. I hate matches... I strike the wooden match on the box, it breaks, the head lights and comes flying off into my hair...Burned a shit load...I had to shove my head in the fucking toilet!!!!!! I heard smoking will kill you but this is ridiculous!

I needed a haircut anyway. Been smoking for 20 years and this has never happened and I am completely sober.
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Old 10-18-2003, 01:23 PM   #2
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Too bad you didnt get this on film =/
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Old 10-18-2003, 01:23 PM   #3
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Too bad you didnt get this on film =/
I was just thinking that myself....I'm laughing my ass off actually
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Old 10-18-2003, 01:24 PM   #4
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Old 10-18-2003, 01:25 PM   #5
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Bummer, man.

I burn my eye lashes sometimes, so I know the feeling.

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Old 10-18-2003, 01:26 PM   #6
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Bummer, man.

I burn my eye lashes sometimes, so I know the feeling.

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Old 10-18-2003, 01:28 PM   #7
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Old 10-18-2003, 02:07 PM   #8
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Old 10-18-2003, 02:08 PM   #9
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I had the same thought... post pix!!
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Old 10-18-2003, 02:15 PM   #10
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classic shit lol
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Old 10-18-2003, 02:34 PM   #11
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I had the same thought... post pix!!
Believe it or not...It did happen...I just got out of the shower...I got to get a haircut ASAP....My wife is going to freak out. She still hasn't gotten home from shopping. Typical...

You pessimists probably wouldn't believe it even if I had photos or video. I wish I had photo just for my personal enjoyment but it happened spur of the moment...
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Old 10-18-2003, 03:25 PM   #12
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Old 10-18-2003, 03:26 PM   #13
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hahahah, thats funny as hell, I am not to sober so I prolly found it funny unlike you... friend lit my hair on fire once, and I fucking beat his ass and put a cig out on his shirt but I've never found a way to light my own onfire... never thought of a dumb enough scene.
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Old 10-18-2003, 03:28 PM   #14
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words are worth shit here pics are worth a million words so wtf gives around here
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Old 10-18-2003, 03:29 PM   #15
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hahahah, thats funny as hell, I am not to sober so I prolly found it funny unlike you... friend lit my hair on fire once, and I fucking beat his ass and put a cig out on his shirt but I've never found a way to light my own onfire... never thought of a dumb enough scene.
That is my fucking point exactly...You do that to me and I cave your face in but it really happened to myself when I was sober. I'm drunk now so I'm laughing my ass off still.
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Old 10-18-2003, 06:05 PM   #16
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Old 10-18-2003, 06:59 PM   #17
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:06 PM   #18
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:09 PM   #19
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shit happens to heavy smokers... too often maybe
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:23 PM   #20
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Too funny! Would love to see a pic, but if not thanks for the laugh anyway!!
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:27 PM   #21
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This is somewhat funny.

I couldn't find one of my lighters so I found an old box of matches during my search. I hate matches... I strike the wooden match on the box, it breaks, the head lights and comes flying off into my hair...Burned a shit load...I had to shove my head in the fucking toilet!!!!!! I heard smoking will kill you but this is ridiculous!

I needed a haircut anyway. Been smoking for 20 years and this has never happened and I am completely sober.
I dont know whether to laugh or cry
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:27 PM   #22
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My wife is going to freak out. She still hasn't gotten home from shopping. Typical...
definetly cry
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