I couldn't find my lighter
 

This is somewhat funny.

I couldn't find one of my lighters so I found an old box of matches during my search. I hate matches... I strike the wooden match on the box, it breaks, the head lights and comes flying off into my hair...Burned a shit load...I had to shove my head in the fucking toilet!!!!!! I heard smoking will kill you but this is ridiculous!

I needed a haircut anyway. Been smoking for 20 years and this has never happened and I am completely sober.

Too bad you didnt get this on film =/

I was just thinking that myself....I'm laughing my ass off actually

hilarious!

Bummer, man.

I burn my eye lashes sometimes, so I know the feeling.

Partytime
:drinkup

Nothing a Vodka won't cure! :drinkup

:1orglaugh

bs

I had the same thought... post pix!!

classic shit lol

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Believe it or not...It did happen...I just got out of the shower...I got to get a haircut ASAP....My wife is going to freak out. She still hasn't gotten home from shopping. Typical...

You pessimists probably wouldn't believe it even if I had photos or video. I wish I had photo just for my personal enjoyment but it happened spur of the moment...

hahaha :1orglaugh

hahahah, thats funny as hell, I am not to sober so I prolly found it funny unlike you... friend lit my hair on fire once, and I fucking beat his ass and put a cig out on his shirt but I've never found a way to light my own onfire... never thought of a dumb enough scene.

words are worth shit here pics are worth a million words so wtf gives around here

That is my fucking point exactly...You do that to me and I cave your face in but it really happened to myself when I was sober. I'm drunk now so I'm laughing my ass off still.

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Or cause:1orglaugh

I believe you :glugglug

shit happens to heavy smokers... too often maybe

Too funny! Would love to see a pic, but if not thanks for the laugh anyway!!:1orglaugh

I dont know whether to laugh or cry

definetly cry